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I just occurred to me that UBL never existed.

Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:40 pm
Posted by Rex Feral
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:40 pm
He was never seen live. Only on recorded videos. Anyways, back to drinking.
I switched from bourbon to vodka for the calories. 13h Colony is the best $10 liquor ever.
This post was edited on 2/9/19 at 8:33 pm
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:41 pm to
It was all a hoax?
Posted by Deuces
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:42 pm to
Inb4 jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams.
Posted by KingOrange
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:44 pm to
Bilderbergs/Germans
Posted by jamboybarry
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:47 pm to
Muh Tim Osman
Posted by musick
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:53 pm to
Cis asset
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:58 pm to
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Cis asset
straight male privilege
Posted by HailToTheChiz
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

just occurred to me that UBL never existed


We landed on the moon man
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:03 pm to
He is still alive on Antarctica
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:09 pm to
According to the CIA's own files, he was a CIA asset or even creation.



There are reports that OBL died from kidney failure as early as 2001 (he was already on dialysis in 2001). He was most likely dead before Obama claimed to kill him in 2011. The chances of someone living over 10 years after dialysis in caves and homes without advanced hospital treatment is extremely slim. This would explain why he is only on recorded videos and why his supposed body was disposed of at sea with no pictures.
Posted by HottyToddy7
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:17 pm to
Have you heard the one where Obama and UBL were actually the same person? People were using lines in the palms of their hands as proof.
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:18 pm to
I remember my first beer.
Posted by The Baker
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:19 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 4:06 pm
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:27 pm to
same with RBG! Just Jewish poems
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:29 pm to
I was watching W reading to those school children that morning. His look was like, ‘oh shite, they did it’. There were never any pictures of him out in public. No death pictures. Only an interview w a American journalist some years later. Plus, his contacts with the CIA during the Russian invasion of Afghanistan. I’m not pretending to know anything, but damn that makes things look different.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:13 pm to
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why his supposed body was disposed of at sea with no pictures.



It really is absurd when to think about it.

Accepting the official story we are given on things is just a choice we make to avoid drama.
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:29 pm to
Duh, you just figuring that out? Yeah they wagged the dog
Posted by Pinecone Repair
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:45 pm to
I’m gonna do my best Owen Benjamin impersonation:

“GUYS!!!! Bin Laden wasn’t even real! We never saw him in person! Don’t even challenge me on this! Don’t come at me with “but, Big Bear, Seal Team 6 took him out. Why would they lie about that?” because I will ban you!!!”
Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 10:23 pm to
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I’ve always questioned this


And then much of the seal team die.
Posted by Spirit Of Aggieland
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 2/9/19 at 11:09 pm to
You never saw a dinosaur, and therefore don’t believe those existed either. Amirite?

What about the moon landing?
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