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Halloween costume help

Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:40 am
Posted by HoustonTigerNKaty
Member since Aug 2018
620 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:40 am
So tomorrow we are hosting a Halloween party for the neighbors and kids since the Karens of the world killed Trick or Treat.

I have become known for my politically incorrect costumes (highlights include 2016 DJT (orange faced of course) with a stuffed cat attached to my left hand, Walter Palmer DDS, Fat Thor, a skeleton with T shirt reading “Obamacare patient”, and so on.

This year is “Mostly peaceful protester.” I have a tshirt that reads OMB (spelled out), an empty vodka bottle with a red paper flame coming out ot the mouth, a sign that reads “I demand $15/ hour to flip burgers or the city burns, a spray paint can for my belt that reads “George Floyd Mural Maker.”

Accessories include a grocery basket that has a flat screen, some liquor bottles (this will double as the liquor cabinet for party), a carton of cigarettes.

What else should I include?
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:41 am to
If you could wheel around a washing machine on a dolly that would be the icing on the cake

I realize, however, that is impractical..
Posted by CDawson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2017
16390 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:42 am to
I'm thinking you should dress like Gov Northam in his blackface costume.
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2027 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:42 am to
Jordans
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59586 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:43 am to
A pink pussy hat
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:43 am to
Go simple. White sheet.
Posted by salty1
Member since Jun 2015
4424 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:43 am to
Some dentures you stole from an 80 year old Trump supporter and some fake blood on your shoe from where you kicked him after he was down.

You also need at least one brick.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:43 am to
Have someone dressed as a police officer kill you halfway through the party
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47119 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:44 am to
quote:

What else should I include?


Go in blackface as Lootie carrying a basket full of Heinekens.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90473 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:47 am to
I’m doing a full plague doctor costume.


I really wanted to get a full size mannequin and paint the face like the angry NPC and put a pussy hat on it, a t shirt that says Antifa and orange man bad, blood stains, and have a sign in its hand that says “my wife’s son has no future in Drumpfs Amerikka” then tie it to the front of my truck like I ran it over.

My GF said she wouldn’t go to the party with me if I did that cause she isn’t gonna deal with any drama it would cause so I scrapped that idea :(
Posted by HoustonTigerNKaty
Member since Aug 2018
620 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:47 am to
quote:

Some dentures you stole from an 80 year old Trump supporter and some fake blood on your shoe from where you kicked him after he was down.

You also need at least one brick.


These are gold! Thanks
Posted by HoustonTigerNKaty
Member since Aug 2018
620 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:49 am to
Sorry not going black face. Besides its the white kids who are the urban terrorists.
Posted by Perse
I identify: LGBFJB
Member since Oct 2020
1472 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 9:54 am to
A noose seems to get some people pissed off.....
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
13986 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 10:00 am to
Go as hunter biden.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43977 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 10:01 am to
Wear ski goggles and carry a bull horn
Posted by TankBoys32
Member since Mar 2019
2778 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 10:04 am to
Be a canceled historical figure like Christopher Columbus
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50271 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 10:06 am to
Can I come to your party?

Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50271 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 10:09 am to
quote:

I’m doing a full plague doctor costume.



My 13 year old is going to be a plague doctor! She even spent $50 of her own birthday money to get a legit robe.

I'm so proud. I can't wait to walk around my neighborhood with her.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:45 am to
quote:

Go simple. White sheet.



To the two down voters, so ghosts come in different colors now? I bet you took my post as being racist. That'a ton of assumption on your part. Congrats for being racist with your thinking.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
22932 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:58 am to
A skateboard.
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