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Guys, what would you do if your wife came home and told you she was a dude?

Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:41 pm
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:41 pm
This just happened to a friend of ours in Los Angeles. My wife and I know the couple in question, although we're more friends with the mom (dad is mostly MIA thru divorce)

Anyway, this couple is in their late 30's. The woman is odd. I've know her since she was about 15 or so and she has always been odd. Super smart, but can't fit in. Almost non-existent social skills. Vegan. Changed her name 5 or 6 years ago from Christine to Moon Something-or-other. Not Moonbeam, but something like that.

Anyway, she and her hubby went over the the mother-in-law's house Friday night to tell her that Christine is really a "man" and has already started hormone injections. She is changing her name again, this time to a "male" name. They both told the mom that the hubby is "okay with it and totally supportive." Fwiw, the hubby is a quintessential Beta male, so he's probably getting a boner just thinking about his "wife" becoming a "man."

Guys, how would you handle it?
This post was edited on 6/28/21 at 5:56 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68265 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:42 pm to
I am confused.

does she have a vagina?
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
3468 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:43 pm to
I didn’t marry a mentally ill woman so idk. But no way I’m staying married to a woman with a fake dick
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51794 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:43 pm to
Newsflash, Christine ain't no dude.


She's a woman with a mental condition.
Posted by The Maj
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Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:43 pm to
Insert the GTFO gif…
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
3468 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:43 pm to
I was confused too. I think she has a vagina and wants a pecker
Posted by Crimson Wraith
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Posted by Athis
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Posted by Scott68
Washington Coast
Member since Mar 2020
222 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:44 pm to

Door.

arse.

Out.
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
6199 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:44 pm to
Hell I just wish mine would come home and tell me she was horny.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:44 pm to
I’d be pretty happy the mental illnesses manifested itself in a pretty easy divorce instead of getting sliced up in bed
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:45 pm to
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Guys, what would you do if your wife came home and told you she was a dude?


I'd cue up this ditty from Aerosmith...

LINK
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61198 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

does she have a vagina?
Yes. Normal female body, although very thin and lacking the curves many females have
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61198 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

But no way I’m staying married to a woman with a fake dick
That's kind of where I am too
Posted by iron banks
Destrehan
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:46 pm to
Finally 1st page
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17066 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:47 pm to
Literally, grab her by the pussy.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15516 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:48 pm to
Kick his arse
Posted by HughsWorkPhone
Member since Sep 2017
1143 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:48 pm to
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Guys, what would you do if your wife came home and told you she was a dude?


Ask if she was a gay dude, or straight dude
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:48 pm to
Piihb seems like the obvious answer
Posted by Bwmdx
Member since Dec 2018
2751 posts
Posted on 6/28/21 at 5:48 pm to
PIIHB
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