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Gravity is racist

Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:36 am
Posted by how333
Member since Dec 2020
2582 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:36 am
it has been determined that gravity is racist. Please sign the petition to do away with gravity.
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
4614 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:41 am to
The gravity of this situation is not lost on me.
Posted by Son of Dad
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2011
206 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Gravity


That shite always tryin to keep me down.
Posted by WorkinDawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
9341 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:54 am to
Gravity is part of cosmic systemic racism. Why do blacks jump higher than whites? Because gravity values whites more than blacks. I'm outraged.
Posted by swolverine
Member since Jun 2020
1966 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:55 am to
Not grounded in reality
Posted by markinkaty
Katy Tx
Member since Dec 2019
4506 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:56 am to
Gravity won't let whitey off the ground.
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1369 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:56 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:56 am to
All the fatasses agree
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3250 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:57 am to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19490 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:57 am to

When everything is racist, nothing is racist.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16275 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 10:08 am to
quote:

That shite always tryin to keep me down.

But is it trying to pull you down, or push you down
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112387 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 10:11 am to
It certainly seems to pick on black females.
BM, WM and WF all have the same levels of obesity.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118587 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 10:15 am to
Since gravity is inversely proportional to the square of the distance between two objects you can parabolically become more or less racists depending on your distance from each other.

Moral of the story. Say far away from Democrats.
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