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FREDO CUOMO’s wife used BLEACH to fight her CORONA

Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:06 am
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
10152 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:06 am
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Cristina Cuomo is in good health after becoming ill with the coronavirus, she declared in an Instagram post on Tuesday evening.


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She recommended supplements to defeat the virus included a vitamin IV drip, Peruvian tree bark and bleach baths.

“I also rented a PEMF (pulsed electromagnetic field) machine, which optimizes the ability of cells to start healing. It uses low-energy fields to stimulate the self-healing mechanisms of the cells after a physical injury or a viral attack on the body’s tissues or bones,” Cristina wrote in her blog.

She also said bleach is “technically salt” and she used it to “combat the radiation and metals in my system,” in direct contrast to warnings given by Clorox that contact with skin should be avoided
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Ny post


Wait wait something something Trumpf disinfectant orange man bad
This post was edited on 4/29/20 at 7:08 am
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21322 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:08 am to
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BLEACH


Her boyfriend's name.

Fredo left the house last night so they could Netflix and chill.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67478 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:09 am to
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FREDO CUOMO’s wife used BLEACH to clean her VAGINA

FIFY
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:15 am to
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quote:
FREDO CUOMO’s wife used BLEACH to clean her VAGINA

FIFY


I was going to be similarly crude and say her familiarity with bleach probably means she bleaches her a-hole for the pornstar look.


or so a friend told me
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64562 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:20 am to
So because Cuomo this is acceptable as scientific doctor approved time tested ChyNa Flu treatment. Bleach!!!!! Do not forget the light treatment too.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15765 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:21 am to
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She recommended supplements to defeat the virus included a vitamin IV drip, Peruvian tree bark and bleach baths.

Ok, so she's a fricking loon and as dumb as he is then. K.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50072 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:23 am to
I bet she sipped a little,too.
Posted by Haydo
DTX
Member since Jul 2011
2942 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:51 am to
you’re really trying to suggest this is the same as drinking (ingesting) bleach?

Why can’t you just admit this is the dumbest thing he’s ever said
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
10152 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:53 am to
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you’re really trying to suggest this is the same as drinking (ingesting) bleach?




So spitballing about things scientists may have said and are looking into bad


Bathing in bleach good.



Got it.


Thanks

Never change Prog filth never change
This post was edited on 4/29/20 at 7:54 am
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45108 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:55 am to
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Peruvian tree bark

Peruvian is the key.

It’s gotta be Peruvian.
Posted by Haydo
DTX
Member since Jul 2011
2942 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:57 am to
You’re reading comprehension is awful.

Bathing in bleach can’t be good for you, but ingesting it will kill you. Slight difference.

I’m the furthest thing from prog filth. I’m just actually able to think for myself and criticize trump when he says something fricking stupid. You should try it sometime.
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:58 am to
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Bathing in bleach good.


Every single time you jump in a swimming pool.

This bitch seems like a nutjob with the rest of it though.

Must be a NY thing because they are all batshit loons.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101200 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:58 am to
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quote:
Peruvian tree bark

Peruvian is the key.

It’s gotta be Peruvian.


My wife came home with some Bolivian knock off stuff and I told her to take that shite back.
Posted by BarnHater
Member since May 2015
6766 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 7:59 am to
There really might be something to this whole disinfectant thing. I think it’s hilarious the media once again tried to make Trump look wrong when he was actually right this whole time.
Posted by fatheadgator
Sanford, Fl
Member since Oct 2006
1354 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 8:00 am to
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Why can’t you just admit this is the dumbest thing he’s ever said




Bc dropping a bomb on a hurricane was about as dumb
Posted by Zanzibaw
BR
Member since Jun 2016
2946 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 8:03 am to
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She also said bleach is “technically salt”


Just like napalm is "technically" salt
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64562 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 8:10 am to
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Peruvian



My coke preference
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6692 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 8:10 am to
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Bathing in bleach can’t be good for you,


I saw an episode of Swamp Whatever where Troy Landry said he puts a little in his tub at night bc he gets so nasty messing with them gators and bait all day. He seems normal. Kinda.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64562 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 8:12 am to
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Bc dropping a bomb on a hurricane was about as dumb



Would an explosion break up the storm? I think you might have tested this before? You sound convinced.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36895 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 8:13 am to
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Why can’t you just admit this is the dumbest thing he’s ever said


Because he never said that you idiot.
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