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Every time you fart....

Posted on 1/15/22 at 6:05 pm
Posted by Cajun Tiger 4
Member since May 2018
353 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 6:05 pm
When you are sitting in your car alone with your mask on and fart just know this....mask don't work. That rotten smell you smell is my proof. The jeans are much thicker than the little mask on your face which makes my case all the more.

P.S. Trump won.
Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
Member since Oct 2007
22770 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 6:11 pm to
Mask do work. You just have to roll down the window.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15413 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 7:09 pm to
I read somewhere that Covid can be spread by flatulence. Maybe that is why so many people close to Biden have tested positive.
This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 7:10 pm
Posted by Chief One Word
Eastern Washington State
Member since Mar 2018
3684 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 7:10 pm to
I always think every time I shite I am making a new Obama, then push to flush. Thought that way since 2008.
Posted by Mellow Drama
Flyover Country
Member since Aug 2020
3983 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 7:14 pm to
( clumsy fingers)

I made this very point on the o-t lounge board (you can fart thru several layers of clothing and still clear a room so how can a mask stop Covid)

And got downvoted and had rude replies

Oh well there are those who don’t like the smell of truth
This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 7:18 pm
Posted by LSUvet72
Member since Sep 2013
11759 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Every time I shite I think I’m creating a new Obama but then I flush


Sounds like illusionary fecal abortion but a great way of dealing with all the Commie piles of shite in D.C.

Could develop into a new philosophy in and of itself.

But what should we call it?

Ok TD you have homework to name this new philosophy.



Posted by catnip
Member since Sep 2003
16336 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 7:27 pm to
Maybe that is why so many people close to Biden have tested positive

People close t Biden or voters for him take their masks off to get a good whiff.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67633 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

Every time you fart....


the Earth's temperature increases 0.000000001 degrees
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19102 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

I read somewhere that Covid can be spread by flatulence. Maybe that is why so many people close to Biden have tested positive.

Hope Camilla didn't catch anything.
This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 8:28 pm
Posted by Sasquatch45
Earth
Member since Jul 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 7:39 pm to
Wow are you a smart fellow or

A fart smeller???
Posted by 87PurpleandGold
Arkansas
Member since Sep 2016
489 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 8:21 pm to
He won hugely
Posted by FlyingTiger1955
Member since Jan 2019
5765 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 8:57 pm to
An angel gets its wings.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48256 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 9:33 pm to
I upvoted because I upvote every single threat that contains the word "fart" in the Thread Title.

Posted by Wardniner01
Member since Dec 2020
2537 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Maybe that is why so many people close to Biden have tested positive.



Man that's not farts, shite in his diaper when they wake him up to change him before a news conference.
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