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GeorgePaton
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God's country
Member since May 2017
1520 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
Global warming has caused a huge increase in alien visits from the planet zotar.



the LSUSaint
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2009
11518 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
So the oceans rising will cause drought conditions on the planet?

Ok, I'm in..what do I do to help?


Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
31847 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
Chocolate extinct by 2050 too?!?!?!

The seafloor is sinking

and now we're going to be all desert as well???


gee whiz guys, 2050 is going to suck


SundayFunday
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2011
8587 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
Yes, stop the forces of nature that have been in motion since the literal beginning of the planet.


Riiiight.


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Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
18116 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
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Global warming has caused a huge increase in alien visits from the planet zotar.



Maybe it's them that Earth will become a dessert for in 30 years? They're already here.


Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
18116 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
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So the oceans rising will cause drought conditions on the planet?


Yes. Everyone knows that global warming causes an increase in rainfall...the main cause of drought. Luckily, as the temperatures rise because of global warming, the temperatures will fall curtailing such disasters.


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Rougarou13
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Jackson MS
Member since Feb 2015
4767 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
In the Jurassic period the CO2 levels were 5 Times what they are today and there were lush forests all over the world and monstrous reptiles and insects. I fail to see how CO2 levels would cause the earth to become a desert.


BlackHelicopterPilot
LSU Fan
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
45287 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
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In the Jurassic period the CO2 levels were 5 Times what they are today and there were lush forests all over the world and monstrous reptiles and insects. I fail to see how CO2 levels would cause the earth to become a desert.



I can't panic you into handing over even MORE control to Fed Gov asshats with threats of "lush forests" and thriving wildlife....now, can I?




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llfshoals
Alabama Fan
Member since Nov 2010
8663 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
It wasn't during the Eocene period.

Whole lot warmer then, which keeps getting forgotten.

It was only about 50 million years ago too. Practically yesterday in the global history perspective


Rebel
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Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
104058 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
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It wasn't during the Eocene period.


How many people and how much emissions ushered in the Eocene period?


Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
18116 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
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How many people and how much emissions ushered in the Eocene period?


A couple hundred. People were really, really big back then.


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tommy2tone1999
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St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
1879 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
Not one climate prediction model has ever come true.


PuddinPopPharmacist
Mississippi St. Fan
Member since May 2017
790 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
Clearly the answer is to hand over the sovereignty of nations to globalists. It is science.


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indianswim
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Member since Jan 2010
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re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
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The seafloor is sinking


Wait, wait, wait. If that article isn't from some scientific version of The Onion, then it written solely to justify why we aren't seeing the measurements of oceans rising like climate change people had predicted.

Basically, "the ocean levels are the same because the sea floor is taking on more weight". Holy balls.


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Rocco4
California Fan
Oakland
Member since Dec 2017
340 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
Now USA, please donate 100 billion to the angela merkel fund..

thank you come again


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johnnyrocket
LSU Fan
Trashy Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
2971 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
Earth will have oxygen tommorrow if you do not give Al Gore, aka manbearpig more money.


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Terry the Tiger
LSU Fan
Cypress, Texas
Member since Jul 2009
3494 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
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Also.. what % of the earth do the deserts make that already exist? Including Antarctica.


This! About 15% of the earth's land surface is considered a desert with another 15% almost classified as a desert. I think I read that the the process of desertification is causing 40 square miles of land per day to become desert. Much of it is occurring naturally and other is the result of deforestation, farming methods, but not CO2 levels.

The first paragraph of the article says that 25% of the earth will become a desert. Since the earth is 75% water, will all of the land become desert?

The earth is 75% water and all of the water remains in the water cycle. When one part of the world experiences a drought then another part experiences a deluge.


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the LSUSaint
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2009
11518 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
What if we learn warming isn't manmade, but something caused by the alien ships exhaust? Do we tax them? Negotiate a fee?

Because we all know money will fix climate change


Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
18116 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
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What if we learn warming isn't manmade, but something caused by the alien ships exhaust? Do we tax them? Negotiate a fee? Because we all know money will fix climate change


That could be hard to do. All the ones I've had dealings with were really pigheaded. With luck, the warmer temperatures will mean they don't have to let their spaceships warm up as long before driving off, and that will help a lot.


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RC
Army Fan
Member since Apr 2009
672 posts

re: Earth will become desert in 30 years if global warming is not stopped
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Not one climate prediction model has ever come true.


That's why all bases must be covered. In one study predict drier weather, but then also throw out this gem.

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Global warming will increase rainfall in some of the world's driest areas over land, with not only the wet getting wetter but the dry getting wetter as well – a phenomenon that could lead to more flash flooding.


No matter what happens, it will be due to global warming/climate change.

Checkmate Mr. Science Denier.


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