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CNN Announces Chris Cuomo Replacement
Posted on 12/6/21 at 5:24 pm
Posted on 12/6/21 at 5:24 pm
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CNN’s 40-year streak of being honorable and trustworthy ended this weekend when the network announced Chris Cuomo has been fired for repeatedly being not black or gay.
Thankfully, the always-classy Anthony Weiner has agreed to anchor the 9 PM hour.
“You know me, I always rise to the occasion,” Weiner said on a video call while lying in bed. “CNN called me and said Chris was leaving a programming hole that needed to be filled. I agreed so quickly, I blacked out before realizing what had happened.”
All In With Anthony Weiner will begin airing tomorrow and many media elites believe this is the wholesome show America needs right now.
“Weiner will be probing to get answers to the tough questions,” President Jeffery Zucker said. “When people turn him on, I can definitely predict a bulge in the ratings. Finally, unlike Chris, Weiner has never sent any inappropriate texts. So that’s a relief.”
While the network is thrilled to welcome Weiner, there is still the bad press from the Chris Cuomo scandal in the air.
“I feel what Chris did was inappropriate. Frankly, it’s disgraceful” Jeffrey Toobin said. “If I were Chris, I’d be so humiliated. The guy’s a total jerk off who shouldn’t show his face in public. But my friend, Weiner will restore our dignity.”
Posted on 12/6/21 at 5:25 pm to Bard
Lol Jesus H. They ONLY hire degenerates
Posted on 12/6/21 at 5:29 pm to Bard
The bee has competition now. Well done.
Posted on 12/6/21 at 5:31 pm to 91TIGER
Not the Bee, but still satire.
My money would have been on Weiner replacing Toobin.
My money would have been on Weiner replacing Toobin.
Posted on 12/6/21 at 5:32 pm to Bard
Not even sure if this is the bee or not
More indicative of how dumb CNN is
More indicative of how dumb CNN is
Posted on 12/6/21 at 5:52 pm to Bard
CNN finally put a woman on her own show when they fired Fredo for targeting #believeallwomen. Coincidence?
Oh hell no! Damage control front and center. Of course male hosted shows still outnumber her 3-1.
Oh hell no! Damage control front and center. Of course male hosted shows still outnumber her 3-1.
Posted on 12/6/21 at 5:53 pm to Big Gorilla
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The bee has competition now. Well done.
This Glorious American site is definitely making their claim. I just clicked on another story and it is hilarious (with multiple takedowns in one story):
Roe v. Wade overturned after pro-abortion lawyer unable to define "woman"
Posted on 12/6/21 at 5:54 pm to Bard
Holy crap I was totally fooled for a second there.
Posted on 12/6/21 at 6:18 pm to Bard
Replacing one dick with another
This post was edited on 12/6/21 at 6:19 pm
Posted on 12/6/21 at 7:29 pm to Bard
That’s a joke, right? Will he be working with Tubin?
Posted on 12/6/21 at 7:30 pm to Bard
Ok, I’m not falling for it, got to be the Bee
Posted on 12/6/21 at 7:51 pm to PsychTiger
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Not the Bee, but still satire.
I love their tagline...
'Satire for the Right and the Wrong'
Posted on 12/6/21 at 8:19 pm to Bard
Better than Full Frontal with Anthony Weiner. What a clown car that network is.
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