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Crimson Wraith
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CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism
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According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism.

"Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective," said the anonymous source. "But that's been replaced now. Now we just pop in a tape of Robin DiAngelo, Stacey Abrams, or Joy Behar. Sometimes we'll really ramp things up and make them watch Coca-Cola's diversity training on a 12-hour loop."

Terror suspects will be subjected to lengthy lectures about cis-male privilege, heteronormative patriarchy, and microaggressive mansplaining. Sources say these lectures are 1,282% more effective than regular old waterboarding.

Critics have criticized the new interrogation method, saying that such cruel torture should be limited only to American universities.

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JJJimmyJimJames
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re: CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism
heh heh he hee


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TerryDawg03
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re: CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism
The Bee.


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BrookhavenBengal
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re: CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism
I would like to take this opportunity to preemptively confess to whatever.


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Douglas Quaid
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re: CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism
I'd rather be waterboarded.


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Wildcat1996
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re: CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism
Saw this earlier and had to resist the temptation to share in my non-anonymous circles.

I don't care who you are, that is funny is frick. And if it isn't you take yourself way too seriously.



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TigerCoon
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re: CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism
inhumane


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LSUROXS
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re: CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism
This has to be a violation of the Geneva Convention or at least 4th amendment!


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Loserman
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re: CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism


The Bee is on fire!


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