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Chick-Fil-A Accused Of Chicken Sandwich Suppression For Long Drive-Thru Line
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:24 pm
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ATLANTA, GA—Chick-Fil-A has come under fire this week after a state legislator drove by one of their restaurants and snapped a picture of an unusually long lunchline. The picture went viral, leading many expert critics to accuse the fast-food chain of "chicken sandwich suppression."
"This is unconscionable," said state lawmaker Kimberly Phundip. "I never thought I would see this kind of suppression in America. It makes me weep to think that some people may have to wait more than 10 minutes for a mind-blowingly delicious culinary experience at Chick-Fil-A. I'm not even sure if this is America anymore."
"Chick-Fil-A obviously wants people to starve," said another expert, weighing in. "Why else would they allow such long lines at their restaurants?"
Democrat legislators have called for putting highly efficient bureaucratic agencies in charge of food distribution at Chick-Fil-A in order to remedy the situation.
Chick-Fil-A apologized and quickly responded by hiring 50 additional drive-thru workers at each of their locations.
Babylon Bee
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Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:24 pm to L.A.
shite. I fell for the Bee again.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:27 pm to L.A.
Again, the Bee has headlines so close to reality it’s scary.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:29 pm to L.A.
The Babylon Bee >>> Samantha Bee
This post was edited on 10/26/20 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:31 pm to L.A.
CFA lines always look like they are handing out dollar bills and blowjobs.
Still has more participants than a Harris rally.
Still has more participants than a Harris rally.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:38 pm to L.A.
Thank goodness Representative Phundip didn’t drive by Truett’s Luau, that place is insanely busy.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:21 pm to L.A.
viva the bee!
Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:26 pm to NPComb
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The Babylon Bee >>> Samantha Bee
Murder Hornets >>> Samantha Bee
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