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re: Check your mailbox...Slow Joe is sending you a check...oops, I mean a mask

Posted on 2/23/21 at 7:58 pm to
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29208 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 7:58 pm to
Thanks Joe !

I’ve got a mask graveyard in the floor of my car .

Posted by tiggerfan02 2021
HSV
Member since Jan 2021
2871 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 8:00 pm to
If they send me one, I am literally going to wipe my arse with it after I take a hangover shite, them mail that sumbitch right back to the White House.
Posted by Chief One Word
Eastern Washington State
Member since Mar 2018
3684 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 8:01 pm to
What do they think we are going to wear this mask for the next 6 months or something? Stupid.
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 4:59 am to
quote:

"I know this isn't $2,000 in cash, but it is still significant," said Nancy Pelosi. "You can use the masks to stay home and stay safe. You can make fun crafts with them. You can even barter with your masks to purchase extra bread, water, or ice cream for your family."


I have zero doubt that this is a real quote.

Posted by freeasareeze
Member since Feb 2021
78 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 5:15 am to
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What a waste of resources.



This is the issue I have with it. If someone doesn't have a mask all they have to do is go to a Walmart and tell them you forgot and they'll give you one. The government spending no telling how many millions of dollars on this is just stupidly wasteful. But that's the democrat way I suppose
Posted by hogcard1964
Illinois
Member since Jan 2017
10383 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 5:36 am to
Speaking of the stimulus check, when is it coming?
Posted by GeauxGutsy
Member since Jul 2017
4709 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 5:39 am to
Return To Sender
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
16403 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 6:15 am to
RETURN TO SENDER
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10851 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 6:20 am to
Testing to see how effective their mailing fraud system is.
Posted by burdhead
WOMP WOMP!!
Member since Apr 2017
6008 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 6:27 am to
damn, beat me to it...exactly what i'll do if I get one. Right after rubbing it up and down the crack of my arse
Posted by burdhead
WOMP WOMP!!
Member since Apr 2017
6008 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 6:29 am to
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With a big ole Skid Mark.
shite, another one beat me to it
Posted by Mrtommorrow1987
Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2008
13119 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 6:37 am to
Will throw away
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
11266 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 6:43 am to
quote:

they send me one, I am literally going to wipe my arse with it after I take a hangover shite, them mail that sumbitch right back to the White House.



No you aren’t
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64583 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 6:56 am to
Double your pleasure, Double your fun....
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13151 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 7:08 am to
It amazes me how out of touch politicians are with reality. Why in the flying frick would you mail out millions of masks? Everyone across the nation has access to masks.

Such an irresponsible, and downright stupid thing to do. The taxpayers foot the bill for this idiocy.
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
24594 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 7:09 am to
Only one option at this point
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17473 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 7:20 am to

This post was edited on 3/2/21 at 7:27 am
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 7:59 am to
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“We’re probably going to be sending out an awful lot of masks around the country,” Biden said. “Millions of them.”


I normally HATE the image of a book burning or anything like that...but I'd fully support a movement for people to come together en masse at state capitols after they get their "Biden Masks" and toss them in a pile and burn them all.

Posted by ShakeandBake
Member since Aug 2019
1158 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:47 am to
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quote:
Everyone should mail back to White House


That’s a great idea




Yes, after wiping one's arse with it.
Posted by Ailsa
Member since May 2020
3563 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 10:02 am to
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Joe is sending you a check...oops, I mean a mask


Probably from chyna and infected with covid.
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