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Can we revisit the Alpha thing?

Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:45 am
Posted by FT
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:45 am
It’s fun. I like it. It gets me all tingly up my leg.

The board is in agreement: Trump is an alpha.

But that’s not the case. There are not multiple alphas. He isn’t “an” Alpha. He is “the” Alpha. There is one alpha per group. You’re in the Trump group.

It’s fun to say “Trump is an alpha, and I can, too!”, but it’s also how he got suckers to buy into any number of things.

Quick summary: You can’t salivate over Trump being an Alpha without being a Beta. The whole point is there’s one leader, and the lesser, I guess men, follow them.
Posted by Eurocat
Member since Apr 2004
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:47 am to
Have another drink.
Posted by FT
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:50 am to
I will! But I’m still not sure how a bunch of weirdos following an alpha are bragging about alpha things when they’re, by definition, betas.

Granted research into dog behavior largely renders the alpha ideal meaningless, but since science doesn’t matter unless a weird minority avidly supports it, it’s still true.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:51 am to
Do alphas have to have large penises?
Posted by FT
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:53 am to
I assume they have whatever penises you imagine.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:57 am to
Is being an Alpha important?
Posted by FT
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 1:06 am to
Based on what I’ve read here, it’s more important than anything.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 1:10 am to
Go to bed before I have to take my belt off.
Posted by RobbBobb
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 1:15 am to
quote:

Quick summary: You can’t salivate over Trump being an Alpha without being a Beta. The whole point is there’s one leader, and the lesser, I guess men, follow them.

So let me get this straight, Robert E Lee was the Alpha, so that means Stonewall Jackson had to be a Beta


Posted by FT
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 1:22 am to
Both are total losers. Sad.

In a longer answer: They were partners who communicated on strategy and trusted one another to make bold but correct decisions.

When Jackson’s left arm was amputated, Lee said, “He has lost his left arm, but I have lost my right.”

That’s not the relationship the Trumpkins have with Trump.

Edit: When Jackson made a decision Lee wasn’t certain of, I doubt Lee said anything like “LOL 4D CHESS THE LIBRULS DONT GET IT”
This post was edited on 10/22/17 at 1:24 am
Posted by Volkosoby
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 1:24 am to
#stillwithher....

You are so pathetic....Delete your account
Posted by Tunasntigers92
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 1:29 am to
Bill Clinton was not an Alpha.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 3:33 am to
quote:

The board is in agreement: Trump is an alpha.
with a heel problem back in the late 60's - but - seems to be healed.
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 4:26 am to
You’re a melta
Posted by chickenpotpie
Member since Aug 2013
1161 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 5:19 am to
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FT


Shhh... It'll be OK...

Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:39 am to
quote:

FT
I am fairly certain if your are still with her, you are a beta. Fair enough?
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
18579 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 7:06 am to
Wait! Is military service no important once more? Now that Bill (true draft dodger and rapist) Clinton and Obama (enemy of patriotism) are off the board I guess it's A convenient time for leftists to tout it as a criteria.
Posted by Turbeauxdog
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 7:13 am to
Surprised you can show your face around here after your multiple threads slandering your president over the slain soldier phone call.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 7:19 am to
“Donald Trump has never punched anyone in the face.”

Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 7:29 am to
quote:

You can’t salivate over Trump being an Alpha without being a Beta.


You sound kind of queerish using that word. So you're saying we have Trump as the alpha, his supporters as the beta. Then that only leaves queers who don't identify themselves as A or B.

I never knew that about you. Congrats, I guess.
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