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Biden calls a lid until Election Day
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:05 pm
Babylon Bee
quote:
WILMINGTON, DE—Having completed the final presidential debate, Biden’s campaign has now announced they’re calling a lid until Election Day.
“Biden needs the next eleven days to prepare for his acceptance speech,” Biden’s campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon told reporters as she kept an eye on poll numbers. “So do not try to ask him questions or get statements from him, because that’s just going to confuse him.”
Dillion then offered that reporters could instead talk to Kamala Harris, but no one wanted to talk to Kamala Harris. They really had a number of questions for Biden, but Dillion explained that there is now a time lock on Biden’s basement and that it would be impossible to open the door and get to him before Election Day evening. “Just basic campaign stuff,” Dillion explained.
This post was edited on 10/23/20 at 5:59 pm
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Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:07 pm to OMLandshark
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:07 pm to OMLandshark
This can’t be real.... it just can’t.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:07 pm to OMLandshark
C'mon man!
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:07 pm to OMLandshark
Uh, it's not CBS news but you probably knew that
Bee strikes again
Bee strikes again
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:07 pm to xxTIMMYxx
I never know if these are real or not
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:07 pm to OMLandshark
Dude. Come on.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:08 pm to xxTIMMYxx
Dammit...it got me too.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:08 pm to OMLandshark
Good lord
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:08 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
“Biden needs the next eleven days to prepare for his acceptance speech,”
Somebody needs a 4 finger shot of reality
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:09 pm to OchoDedos
quote:
Somebody needs a 4 finger shot of reality
Yeah, you. Click on the link.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:09 pm to OMLandshark
If that's true then either he's
a) much more stupid than I thought - I doubt that's possible
b) knew all along that he was the sacrificial goat to Trump's 2nd term
or
c) has been told that the fix is in and he'll be installed by the cheating left - that way ends in widescale bloodshed
a) much more stupid than I thought - I doubt that's possible
b) knew all along that he was the sacrificial goat to Trump's 2nd term
or
c) has been told that the fix is in and he'll be installed by the cheating left - that way ends in widescale bloodshed
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:09 pm to OMLandshark
...I fell right into that one.....I just told my wife...Thanks 
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:12 pm to OMLandshark
Wow, CBS News so you know this is real! This is unbelievable!
Great job adding the quote. You don't even have to click the link to know what's going on.
Great job adding the quote. You don't even have to click the link to know what's going on.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:13 pm to OMLandshark
I think it's fair to say that "No Petroleum Joe" put a lid on his entire campaign after his pathetic debate performance last night. Kinda funny when u think about it. Giving 2 thumbs down to fossil fuels essentially killed any chance that old fossil ever had of becoming President of the United States.
Put a lid on it, Joe? No. More like "close the casket," because your campaign is now officially DOA.
Put a lid on it, Joe? No. More like "close the casket," because your campaign is now officially DOA.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:13 pm to OMLandshark
You got me
Posted on 10/23/20 at 5:15 pm to OMLandshark
Jesus if he fricking wins this election...
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