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blueridgeTiger
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Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery


ASHEVILLE, NC—A local 3rd-grade girl was rushed to Mission Hospital today after she showed up to school with a G.I. Joe-- an action figure typically played with by boys. She is currently undergoing emergency surgery to become a boy.

"When we saw little Abby with that scary male military action figure in her hand, it was clear that she was a little boy trapped in a little girl's body," said her teacher. "We are always looking for any signs of gender nonconforming behavior in our students so we can get them the essential gender treatment they need."

The school superintendent made it clear that once Abby returns to school as a boy, she will be allowed to play with the action figure again during recess.

When asked whether Abby's parents would be notified, the superintendent replied: "Goodness, no. Her parents don't need to hear about any of that. They're probably religious weirdos anyway. No, these decisions are best left to experts like us."

According to sources, Abby returned to school later that day as "Abe," (he/him)


The Bee


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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
Thank goodness Obamacare was there to save him/her/it.


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keks tadpole
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
hook line sinker


real turf fan
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
The Asheville part sold it.


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roadGator
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
They picked the perfect “southern” city for this story.

Asheville is covered up with REI hippies


Stealth Matrix
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
Satire....



for now.


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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
Asheville is wonderful. We are an open minded, accepting of all views kind of small southern city


TerryDawg03
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
I swear I didn’t know whether or not this would be the Bee in this clown world.


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TheeRealCarolina
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
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REI


Explain this reference please and thank you.


ChuckO1975
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Asheville is wonderful. We are an open minded, accepting of all views kind of small southern city


So a fricking nightmare full of Yankee transplants. Got it.


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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
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Asheville is wonderful. We are an open minded, accepting of all views kind of small southern city


This is the Bee you lunatic.


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DevilDogTiger
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
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Asheville is wonderful.

Lol no. Not since the 90’s. Downtown is full of drug addicted homeless now. Just another shining example of the cancer that is leftism.


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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery

This time they were able to save shim, but how many others weren't so lucky?

Truly a bitter sweet ending.



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i am dan
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
Yep, fooled my wife.

That's where we are in society now. All this stupid shite is believeable.

Sad.


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PsychTiger
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
Read thread title and was hoping it was the Bee.


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roadGator
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
REI the outdoor store

REI hippies wear $300 jackets and preen about injustices

It’s hilarious


roadGator
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accepting of all views


No you aren’t, you twat.


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Friscodog
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
damn it.. I fell for it for a second.. didn't see the link of the Bee.. It's sad that what is satire could actually be real in today's woke society.


roadGator
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
Satire so good it’s almost real


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TheeRealCarolina
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re: Asheville Girl Gets Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery
quote:

REI the outdoor store

REI hippies wear $300 jackets and preen about injustices

It’s hilarious



Oh that makes sense, thought it some new alphabet ridiculousness.


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