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Aides Quickly Grab Biden’s Arm As He Tries To Follow The Light Again
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:15 pm
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:15 pm
WASHINGTON, DC — A potentially disastrous situation was averted yesterday as White House aides were able to grab President Biden's arm in the nick of time and lead him away just as he was beginning to "follow the light."
Onlookers at the President's public appearance were bewildered as he could be seen wandering aimlessly away from the stage toward what seemed to be nothing in particular. "He finished his pre-written remarks and then just kind of tottered away from the podium," said Matthew Anderson, who had been watching from the crowd hoping to catch a viral Biden speech gaffe on video. "It looked like he might be intentionally moving toward something, but one of his aides grabbed him by the arm and pulled him away."
An administration insider, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said this has been an ongoing occurrence in recent months. "He told us he keeps seeing a bright, white light in the distance and hears it calling his name," the staffer said. "He's been mentioning conversations with people who have been dead for years, but he's acting as if these conversations have been happening recently. Yesterday, he said he made plans to have lunch with Betty White."
At publishing time, White House staff was holding brainstorming sessions to come up with more efficient ways to keep the President from following the beckoning call to follow the light, presumably to the hereafter. Currently, the most popular ideas involve tying him to a stake in the ground near the podium, handcuffing him to the First Lady, or using the tried and true method of just locking him in the basement.
LIGHT
Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:25 pm to TigerVespamon
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A potentially disastrous situation was averted
Again?
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Posted on 9/29/22 at 11:51 pm to EKG
The last picture.
Didn't he actually walk past they man pointing and then turn through the bushes?
Didn't he actually walk past they man pointing and then turn through the bushes?
Posted on 9/30/22 at 1:00 am to EKG
Those are some expensive babysitters.
Posted on 9/30/22 at 3:47 am to CutTheCord
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Didn't he actually walk past they man pointing and then turn through the bushes?
Yes. Oblivious President* is oblivious.
Posted on 9/30/22 at 5:51 am to TigerVespamon
I'd like to see the Easter Bunny return to heap more comedy on the situation.
Posted on 9/30/22 at 5:52 am to TigerVespamon
I got news for you.
Where he’s going there won’t be any light
Where he’s going there won’t be any light
This post was edited on 9/30/22 at 5:53 am
Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:19 am to SouthEasternKaiju
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Where he’s going there won’t be any light
Fire emits plenty of light.
Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:23 am to TigerVespamon
This was not The BB’s best work. It’s funny when they take a true situation and stretch it a bit to make it absurd, but here they just reported on a true situation with no stretching. Biden speaking to dead people is downright plausible.
Posted on 9/30/22 at 6:26 am to Jimbeaux
Yeah, I think we all know why he is trying to head into the light.
Posted on 9/30/22 at 8:27 am to CutTheCord
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The last picture.
Didn't he actually walk past they man pointing and then turn through the bushes?
Yes, he did. I was so proud of him too. I want my president to lead and not follow! JoeBi, be the trailblazer Robert KKK Byrd taught you to be. /s/.
Posted on 9/30/22 at 9:34 am to TigerVespamon
Come on man! He’s just looking for Jackie
Posted on 9/30/22 at 10:58 am to TigerVespamon
According to the King James Bible-based Strong's Concordance, the original Hebrew word means "shining one, light-bearer",
2 Corinthians 11:14-15 ESV / 119 helpful votes
And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.
2 Corinthians 11:14-15 ESV / 119 helpful votes
And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.
Posted on 9/30/22 at 11:10 am to EKG
In Biden's case, it is very difficult to guess if it is the Bee or just Biden's dementia.
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