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Worst tree to have on your property...

Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:13 pm
Posted by DLauw
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Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:13 pm
Obviously, the chicken/tallow tree is THE worst but after that?

The sweet gum IMO is the shittiest tree there is. It drops those damn spiked land mines all over your yard and the tops rot and fall all the time.

Ranting here, I have 11 in my yard and the lowest quote I've gotten to have them removed is around $4k
Posted by BarDTiger81
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Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:16 pm to
Sweet gum would get my vote.
Posted by SenseiBuddy
Ascension Parish
Member since Oct 2005
4762 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:16 pm to
Gum
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:17 pm to
I have grown to really hate my pecan trees. They shed limbs constantly, and in the fall, they drop goddamn pecans all over my truck.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:18 pm to
yea old pecan trees are always losing branches. We have a couple on the farm. Makes for easy fire wood though.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

lowest quote I've gotten to have them removed is around $4k


ill sell ya a good used Stihl saw for $200..
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6194 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:20 pm to
I don't frick with chainsaws unless they're on the end of a pole.
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2410 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:22 pm to
Yeah Chicken/Tallow, I call them popcorn trees, but they are the worst. They grow FAST. Then the sweet gum is a close second. I have one in my yard and it has Electrical and phone lines running through it. There is not one direction it could fall without taking out phones and power.
Posted by BarDTiger81
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Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:26 pm to
I hate a River Birch as well. Always shedding limbs and leaves.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
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6194 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:30 pm to
A little CSB but I know some guys and one of them bought a bunch of propert in the northwest. People up there buy "Japanese Tallows" in pots for decoration. They all decided to dig some up and take them back up north to sell to the nurseries.

Two of the guys took a few extra and planted on other dudes' hunting land. That was like 10 years ago and of course his land is overrun.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:30 pm to
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I hate a River Birch as well.


I just planted 2 in my front yard...

shite.
Posted by BarDTiger81
nurfeast lowsyana
Member since Jul 2011
15639 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:32 pm to
If you water the shite out of them it's not as bad but they love some water
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

I don't frick with chainsaws unless they're on the end of a pole.


ok,,, great...
if you want the trees down, cut em down or pay the 4k...
i dont care..
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10546 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 5:41 pm to
Chinese chestnut, locust and what ever tree Bradford pear uses as root stock.
Posted by Bengalbadguy
BR
Member since Jan 2009
1537 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 6:08 pm to
Italian Cypress. They grow knees all through a yard.
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8245 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 6:12 pm to
When I lived in Louisiana: Tallow. Bitch to clean up a fence line...SOBs grew like wildfire.

Up here in N. Alabama where they don't have Tallows....Take your pick: Sweet gum (rot from the inside out)....or Bradford Pear. Why the pear? Bitches can't handle a T-storm wind. Weak limb structure and they're always breaking off at major junctions. I have no idea why subdivisions like that tree. Give me an old-fashioned oak anyday.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 6:14 pm to
All you need is a chainsaw and a little time
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57013 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 6:20 pm to
Female ginkgo tree, they drop some smelly slimy shite.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 6:23 pm to
Gum tree.
Won't burn, can't give the fricking things away.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10546 posts
Posted on 7/15/12 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Female ginkgo tree, they drop some smelly slimy shite.


When I was at Auburn this is what was planted in the median in front of Ander's bookstore. Flower smelled like dog vomit.Ginkgo Biloba
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