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Things you will never hear on a fishing trip

Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:29 pm
Posted by saltwaterdawg
Member since Nov 2016
869 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:29 pm
Here are some things you will never hear on our boat on a fishing trip

We brought way too much beer.
We are killing them on live shrimp, let’s all change to plastics.
I refuse to drink any beverage with fish slime on it.
I am tired of catching fish, let’s leave early.
I know you outfished me, and I am so happy for you.
And finally, last beer, who wants it?

Feel free to add
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56182 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:32 pm to
"heard it was dead here yesterday, so glad we came today to tear em up"
Posted by Marlbud
Member since Jun 2017
964 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:35 pm to
If I'm killing them on live shrimp I always try plastic and normally stick with it. But, I do get what your saying.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:39 pm to
we caught a bunch of small fish
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

I refuse to drink any beverage with fish slime on it.


I hate fishy smelling beer.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22652 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

we caught a bunch of small fish


paging lodgedup
Posted by saltwaterdawg
Member since Nov 2016
869 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:44 pm to
We were fishing the rocks at Port Fourchon 2 boats down from us a gorgeous well built blonde was fishing in a itty bitty bikini. Not one person on our boat said, “I really wish she would put on a cover up.”

Nor did anyone recommend moving
This post was edited on 11/3/17 at 1:49 pm
Posted by LibertyTiger
Liberty Mississippi
Member since Mar 2010
89 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:49 pm to
"Wish I was at work"
Posted by DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
4053 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:54 pm to
"Let me call my wife and see how she's doing with the kids"
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17747 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:12 pm to
This water is not dirty enough.

We need less ice.
Posted by hogdaddy
Krotz Springs
Member since Feb 2010
5153 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:12 pm to
Who brought the Bananas?
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12809 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:16 pm to
"man, I miss my wife"
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
94801 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Things you will never hear on a fishing trip


"Man, throw back any bass over 5 lbs"




However

quote:

Something you never hear on tigerdroppings



"I keep bass over 5 pounds"
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12724 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

We were fishing the rocks at Port Fourchon 2 boats down from us a gorgeous well built blonde was fishing in a itty bitty bikini. Not one person on our boat said, “I really wish she would put on a cover up.”

Nor did anyone recommend moving



I might have suggested moving 2 boats down.
Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
14716 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:29 pm to
"I know the water is low, but we can easily make it through the shallow cypress flats. Trim down and punch it!"

(At Toledo Bend) "There's too much grass here."

(At Lake Martin) "There's not enough grass here."
This post was edited on 11/3/17 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Red Stick 55
Madisonville
Member since Oct 2012
377 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:05 pm to
Buddy - “Any more beer in ice chest”
Me - “No, as I have a visual on on last three”
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39395 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:11 pm to
I’m done drinking beer
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:14 pm to
I wish I had a slower boat
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
29861 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

I refuse to drink any beverage with fish slime on it.


this is true for me. However, I carry a towel for just such and emergency
Posted by Homey the Clown
Member since Feb 2009
5708 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

I hate fishy smelling beer.


Same here. I'm a "two ice chest" kinda guy. That being said, If I'm in a situation with only one ice chest, I'll dip that beer in the water with the quickness to clean that slime off and get to drinking
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