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Machetes

Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:27 pm
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21668 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:27 pm
Holy god, I've been trying to weed through machete reviews, but apparently the only people that review machetes are dorks that have no real use for them. I picture them mock sword fighting in their back yards.

Anyway, I need a machete for clearing brush. Some of it will be fairly large shrubs, chinese privet, small trees, etc. The reviews online are all over the place, and frankly, I don't trust most of those guys to know a good blade from an aluminum butter knife.

So, what says the OB? It's main function will be chopping small trees, so a short, lightweight one won't do.
This post was edited on 2/5/13 at 5:29 pm
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45791 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:29 pm to
I have one of these, and like the long handle for clearing

Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22630 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:30 pm to
Get one attached to a messican

They work all day
Posted by Choirboy
On your property
Member since Aug 2010
10777 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21668 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:30 pm to
Cold steel two handed heavy machete?
Posted by hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
6229 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:31 pm to
If a cane knife won't cut it, you need a handsaw or power saw.

Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21668 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

Choirboy


That one's kind of 'spensive for a machete.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45791 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

Cold steel two handed heavy machete?


Yep...
Posted by greasemonkey
Macclenny Fl aka south JAWJA
Member since Aug 2012
2763 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

That one's kind of 'spensive for a machete.


they are bad arse though.

Ive got three of them and would buy 3 more if somethin happened to them
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22630 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:34 pm to
Cane knife gets my vote. But he is from bama. May not know what that is.
Posted by Choirboy
On your property
Member since Aug 2010
10777 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

That one's kind of 'spensive for a machete


Last one you will ever buy.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15745 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:58 pm to
Sssshweet did sssomebody ssssay ssssword fights in the back yardssss with a machetessss. Count me innsss!


For a light machete I have the SOG and I gets the job done and Is sharp. Stay away from the BG Gerber machete, it looks good but is super dull. The sog has a light blade but is way sharp. If you want a thicker blade them the one already posted is a better choice.
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12801 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 5:59 pm to
Cane knife ftw.
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21668 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

Cane knife gets my vote. But he is from bama. May not know what that is.



I bought a used one for about 3 bucks at the Birmingham deer expo when I was a kid. Best machete I ever had. The only decent one I ever had, actually. I see others shaped like it, but I don't know if they're as good as that one was.

Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22630 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 6:03 pm to
My problem is getting them sharp like new again. I need a guide or something and a good file I think.
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12801 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 6:32 pm to
A side grinder works wonders.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 6:35 pm to
Don't chop your brother in half, bro.
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
27678 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 6:50 pm to
I keep three or four cheap ones from the feed store and keep them sharpened. Didn't know people reviewed certain brands online.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22630 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 6:53 pm to
That's what I do. But the metal gets weak after it get hot. Can't get the perfect angle either.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 2/5/13 at 6:54 pm to
Got one from an army surplus store, took the handle off, put it in my firepit, cooled in oil, it hasn't slowed down in years. Ran about $11.95
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