how to get rid of birds (swallows) on front porch?

Bird spikes

Kill em

The JUDGE

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The JUDGE

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He wants to have a house left after he shoots the birds though.

no nest or eggs. they are just sleeping/sitting on an underledge. only pooping

tried the spikes, they had them figured out in less than a week

They do make a mess. Lay large piece cardboard for easy poop removal. Or maybe lean a board on that ledge so they can't roost.

Try an old shoe. Had some swallows building nest on my outside light on the patio. That wasn't bad, when they started dive bombing anyone who stepped out on the patio, that was bad. Tried everything, even sat with a water hose, & some beer, one night & sprayed them everytime they flew by. That was fun but not practical, so I put up an old shoe where they were roosting, they never came back.

I've either got sparrows or swallows or some shite trying to nest in my gables.

They can't get into my attic and nest anymore, but they still try and nest right there on the edge of the gable vent.

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are there eggs or baby birds in the nest?


We're on our second dang set of babies this year. See the lil phuckers heads pop up, barely, over the ledge.

I quit fighting them and went with it, we adopted.

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Do they eat mosquitoes? If so, tolerate them. If not you may try putting putty at a slant on the ledge...the 'muckier' the better as they don't want to walk on it.