Horrendous Fishing Experience

I was not sure whether to post this or not, but I have to. I've been using the same barber for ~ 15 years. By chance, I found out he was friends with my dad. We fish the same area (Gauche) and have been trying to get a trip together for years. Finally went this past Monday. First bad sign was at the bait shop where he bought two six packs. Now I do enjoy a cold beer as much as as the next guy, but not so much at 530 on a Monday morning. About 8 beers in, He says "can you keep a secret?" I said sure, whats up. He lifts up the battery box and pulls out a pint of Vodka. I looked into the box and there was another pint. I peeked into the other battery box and saw two more. I found a total of 8 pints! He grabs a slimy 16 oz diet coke and chugs half. He cuts the top off and as God is my witness, grabs a handful of slimy fish ice and puts it in the diet coke/vodka mix. He drank about four of those and all of the beer which he threw the empty bottles in the water. Keep in mind this drunk litterbug also did not stop talking the entire fn day. Now onto the fishing. He's one of those guys that keeps every single fish. He'd catch a six inch bluegill and say "ohhh that's sweet meat. He was dumbfounded that I was throwing some back. We were headed back to a dead end canal at the end of the day and he drove right up on a bass boat with two guys fishing. Was maybe three or four feet away from them when he could have gone around. He yells out "what ya'll catching. They were pissed for which I did not blame them. he then pulls right next to a guy fly fishing , drops anchor and catches a small fish. He's drunk as shite at this point . He's yelling out "these guys cant fricking fish. I'll show em how to fish " as he's pulling up a six inch catfish that he throws in the box.I Could not wait to GTF away from this clown. He wanted to stop for coffee on the way home and I told him no. Sorry for the long story. I did try to leave some stuff out.The drink with fish slime probably would have been enough. I did drive home.