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Deer attacks two men, takes man's cigarettes

Posted on 11/21/12 at 4:53 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 11/21/12 at 4:53 pm
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Whitehouse, Texas — Joseph Rose and Cole Kellis were leaving their home in Whitehouse on Friday morning when they noticed a deer in their front yard. Rose approached the deer and he says the deer seemed friendly. But then Kellis and Rose say the deer then charged them and started to attack. Rose and Kellis ran to Rose's pick-up truck to try to get away from the wild buck. The deer then "poked" Rose in his ribs, so Rose jumped out of his truck into the back-bed. Rose says he left his driver-side door open and the deer climbed in and took his pack of cigarettes that were sitting in his center console. The deer starting eating Rose's smokes, and when Rose tried to get them back, Rose says the deer got more aggressive. They then had to call Whitehouse police and the Game Warden. When police arrived they had to tase the deer and then Rose says it took more than 5 men to restrain the buck. KETK spoke to Smith County Game Warden, Dustin Dockery, and he says, "Admire deer from a distance but do not approach them because they can be dangerous."
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6566 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 5:02 pm to
If you had people shooting at your arse all day everyday you would need a smoke or two to calm your nerves also.
Posted by bapple
Capital City
Member since Oct 2010
11875 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:13 pm to
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When police arrived they had to tase the deer and then Rose says it took more than 5 men to restrain the buck.


Why didn't they just shoot it? Screw it if it isn't in season. It's self defense at this point.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14831 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:50 pm to
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The deer starting eating Rose's smokes, and when Rose tried to get them back, Rose says the deer got more aggressive.


Wanna know how I know you're a redneck?
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22630 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:53 pm to
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If you had people shooting at your arse all day everyday you would need a smoke or two to calm your nerves also.





Maybe he needed some Mojo
Posted by SenseiBuddy
Ascension Parish
Member since Oct 2005
4443 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 7:36 pm to
' betcha I can get my smokes back! Watch this...'
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34153 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 7:51 pm to
So rose is getting attacked and jumps from the inside of the truck to the back bed. But the deer starts getting his smokes and he jumps BACK OUT of the truck to try and get them. This guy is a puss and somehow awesome at the same time.
Posted by hashbrowns
Shitholeastan
Member since Nov 2011
2380 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 7:51 pm to
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Whitehouse, Texas


I do believe I see the problem behind this story.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81600 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 8:30 pm to
If a deer wants a smoke,he's gonna have a gol dang smoke!
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 8:31 pm to
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36111 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 8:37 pm to
Posted by Biff Tannen
Member since Sep 2012
2522 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 8:41 pm to
i betcha they got addicted from eating all the leaving the dips and cigarette butts on the ground during hunting season

getting off the cope is a bitch
This post was edited on 11/21/12 at 8:42 pm
Posted by Junky
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2005
8355 posts
Posted on 11/21/12 at 9:10 pm to
I heard about this story this morning on foxnews. Bout laughed off the couch listening to his story. Them pesky underage deer wanting to keep the "edge" on them hunters.
Posted by BayouTiger71
Pineville, LA
Member since Dec 2004
157 posts
Posted on 11/22/12 at 12:02 pm to
I had a fellow wildlife biologist tell me once that deer become addicted to tobacco and that deer will often appear along roads to forage for cigarette butts. That deer may have been desperate for a nicotine shot.
Posted by TigerBait413
CenLA
Member since Sep 2011
3280 posts
Posted on 11/22/12 at 12:30 pm to
I just cant believe they tried tase him!
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18574 posts
Posted on 11/22/12 at 12:34 pm to
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Joseph Rose and Cole Kellis

Sounds like some real manly men
I'd be having some backstraps bout an hour after
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62363 posts
Posted on 11/22/12 at 12:42 pm to
I'm using the wrong bait, again. I'll be back, got to go to the store...
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18574 posts
Posted on 11/22/12 at 12:52 pm to
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I'm using the wrong bait, again. I'll be back, got to go to the store...

yea the price of cigarettes will go up now
You'll be able to track all hunters to there stand by following the butts
Posted by hashbrowns
Shitholeastan
Member since Nov 2011
2380 posts
Posted on 11/22/12 at 1:07 pm to
Pack of smokes is still cheaper than a bag of corn.
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