About to lose my religion

I don’t put up lights. Bah humbug

Might do the same this year and spend the money on whiskey.

Do what I did and go buy one of those rotating LED lights for your front yard that lights up your whole house. One light/one cord.

I though about buying and setting up Christmas lights this year.

I bought a bottle of rye whiskey instead.

Christmas lights have a special place in my heart.

It’s a dark place that no one should ever see.

We went to Hobby lobby last year after Christmas and bought pretty much every box they had left for a dollar a piece. Was like 50 boxes of the 20' strands. I was off Monday to put them up thinking our house would look like the Griswald's. We are like 20% of what some neighbors have up. Some on very tall and steep rooflines. They have got to pay people to do this. No way I could stay sane doing any more than what I did. Not to mention having to figure out how to not overload the one 15 amp breaker that supplies all my outdoor receptacles.

Started singing REM