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SprintFun
Ohio State Fan
Columbus, OH
Member since Dec 2007
44333 posts

Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
Name one event in the Summer Olympics where the athlete is on the brink of a potential life threatening injury? At best you have skeet shooting - but the winter olympics takes that shite dominated by 50 year old fat guys and adds skiing onto it for BIATHLON.

Aw you poor little track athlete you pulled a hammy? Well a dude just nearly got cut from a skate and bled out in SHORT TRACK SPEED SKATING.

What other sport has a dude hurtling down a mountain at 90mph in spandex and some tiny arse skis strapped to his feet like the DOWNHILL? Not to mention AERIALS, SUPER-G, SKI JUMPING.

Don't even get my going on SKELETON, LUGE and BOBSLED. INSANE!

Want to relax and kick a couple beers back while competing? Sweet, here's CURLING.

Are you EMO and tired of cutting yourself and feel like nobody understands you? Well how about some SNOWBOARDING events like the halfpipe? Watch out X-GAMES!

Your girl irritating you and you need an escape? Put on some ICE DANCING and she'll be captivated for hours while you watch a real event.

All hail the Winter Olympic Games. Clearly the best Olympics.


BayouBandit24
Houston Astros Fan
Member since Aug 2010
15230 posts

re: Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
Clearly invented so white people could stay relevant in the olympics.


TbirdSpur2010
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Member since Dec 2010
110741 posts

re: Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
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Name one event in the Summer Olympics where the athlete is on the brink of a potential life threatening injury?


Any Team USA opponent in basketball, ijs

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All hail the Winter Olympic Games. Clearly the best Olympics.


This is true, though.

HAIL


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Parmen
LSU Fan
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Member since Apr 2016
3723 posts

re: Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
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Clearly invented so white people could stay relevant in the olympics.


Interested in watching figure skating after seeing I, Tonya


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The Spleen
Alabama Fan
Member since Dec 2010
20629 posts

re: Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
It is indeed the best. I just wish the prime time broadcast wasn't so damn focused on figure skating, but I guess they have to cater to those that butter their bread.



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kywildcatfanone
Kentucky Fan
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
46420 posts

re: Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
Overall I like the winter olympics better than the summer games. Just more movement and more excitement in the competitions.

I will exclude swimming and the mens and womens' races from this statement. Only reason I watch the summer games.


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tokenBoiler
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SoDakHawk
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re: Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
OP is wise.


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AstroTiger
Houston Astros Fan
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Oct 2007
22792 posts

re: Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
I got a good laugh out of the OP. Put me on #teamwinter


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WinnPtiger
TCU Fan
Arlington
Member since Mar 2011
9182 posts

re: Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
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Clearly invented so white people could stay relevant in the olympics.



just to keep the Kangz down


navy
Navy Fan
Bannedeville, SC
Member since Sep 2010
20692 posts

re: Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
I like women's gymnastics.


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evantiger
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stanford
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OchoDedos
Texas Fan
Tejas
Member since Oct 2014
6975 posts

re: Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
need to find a way to add shite hot Romanian gymnasts to the Winter Olympics


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Bags of Milk
The Sunny Beaches of Canada
Member since Feb 2013
2616 posts

re: Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.
fricking Eh rights budday


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