re: Your favorite sayings you've ever heard?

"Boy, don't tell me what to do. I've been doing it this way since before your daddy shot you out of his sack."

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our favorite sayings you've ever heard?
Large doors swing on small hinges.
—what does that mean?

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Basically the door doesn’t open by itself. Takes moving parts.

You can’t hoot hoot hoot with the owls at night,
And soar with the eagles in the day.

On ever test in chemistry also my mom (no pics) had the same teacher.

Be prepared to ‘die with your boots on’ for when you’re telling someone to pick their battles.

"I could not care less if you paid me not to care".


"Not worth a pinch of monkey shite".

“You gotta be like a woodpecker in a petrified forest. Keep working hard and look for opportunities.”

You can't put toothpaste back in the tube

"you have about as much chance of winning as playing pool with a rope"

My ole college coach used to say:

"If you're early,you're on time. If your on time, you're late. And if you are late, don't even show up."

Referring to showing up to practice and workouts.

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You can't turn a whore into a housewife.

You young'uns take this to heart

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I enjoyed my 20s - too much if I’m being honest - but I could’ve saved myself a lot of pain in my early 30s, if only I would’ve taken this advice.