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Would you rather? chimp vs chicken edition
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:39 pm
You have to fight a chimp once a year and your only weapon is a sword.
Or you have to fight an angry rooster every time you open a door for the rest of your life.
Or you have to fight an angry rooster every time you open a door for the rest of your life.
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Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:40 pm to father2sons
Rooster.
Chimp would kill me first time out.
Chimp would kill me first time out.
This post was edited on 4/13/23 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:40 pm to father2sons
I'll take the guaranteed fried chicken dinner every day
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:41 pm to father2sons
Chimp. I can wreck shop with a sword.
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:43 pm to chryso
Hmm. I have questions. Does the rooster wear metal spurs?
Are we talking a Viking sword or a samurai sword?
Are we talking a Viking sword or a samurai sword?
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:44 pm to father2sons
Chimp once a year. Roosters are mean as frick and it would suck to have to fight one every day before going to work.
If I am fighting a chimp with a sword, that should be relatively easy.
If I am fighting a chimp with a sword, that should be relatively easy.
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:44 pm to father2sons
quote:
Or you have to fight an angry rooster every time you open a door for the rest of your life.
I would just have other people open the door for me
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:45 pm to Packer
I knew this would be said early on lol
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:45 pm to father2sons
quote:
Or you have to fight an angry rooster every time you open a door for the rest of your life.
I've been banned by Chicken before. I'll take my chances with a Chimp.
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:46 pm to Packer
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I would just have other people open the door for me
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:46 pm to CeauxPilot
Sword of your choice, and no the rooster is just a wild rooster that spawns
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:47 pm to father2sons
I’ll take the chimp. I’m pretty well known for being good with the blade.
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:49 pm to Darth_Vader
I think I’ll take my chances with a rooster. Carry some bird seed in my pocket all day. Throw it at em like rice at the end of a wedding
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:49 pm to father2sons
With a sword? What sort of sword? If I'm choosing the sword, then give me the chimp.
Better to go out in a flurry of blood, steel and fur than to deal with an angry Chicken every day.
Better to go out in a flurry of blood, steel and fur than to deal with an angry Chicken every day.
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:51 pm to father2sons
A chimp or an orangutan?
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:53 pm to father2sons
Rooster
Pro tip for anyone who needs it:
An old fashioned straw broom is the best defense against an unruly rooster if you aren't allowed any other weapon. It has good reach and can deliver a solid blow.
This is but one potentially useful bit of information I learned from my grandmother. She could put a hurting on a rooster with one of those. If he didn't learn his lesson quick enough, she'd ring his neck, have him scalded and plucked, and in a pot before he knew what hit him.
Pro tip for anyone who needs it:
An old fashioned straw broom is the best defense against an unruly rooster if you aren't allowed any other weapon. It has good reach and can deliver a solid blow.
This is but one potentially useful bit of information I learned from my grandmother. She could put a hurting on a rooster with one of those. If he didn't learn his lesson quick enough, she'd ring his neck, have him scalded and plucked, and in a pot before he knew what hit him.
This post was edited on 4/13/23 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:55 pm to LegendInMyMind
quote:
An old fashioned straw broom is the best defense against an unruly rooster if you aren't allowed any other weapon.
my grandmother always used a cast iron pot to make her roux, rouxsters gave her her space
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:57 pm to father2sons
I'll take the rooster. You didn't say what I could be armed with. Learned how to fight off a Rhode Island Red with a mop handle when I was a kid. My grandma showed me how to beat him back to go get the eggs from the hen house.
Everyday and every door...at least I know the certainty of the situation. Once a year...you don't know when that damn chimp is coming at you.
Everyday and every door...at least I know the certainty of the situation. Once a year...you don't know when that damn chimp is coming at you.
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:59 pm to father2sons
Do the chickens have large talons?
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:59 pm to father2sons
Chimps instincts are to 1) rip off your nuts 2) eyes and face.
You would eventually get good at kicking a rooster.
You would eventually get good at kicking a rooster.
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