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Worst opening lines you can hear from a tinder date

Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:25 pm
Posted by Richard Grayson
Bestbank
Member since Sep 2022
2149 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:25 pm
“I made some cookies but I got chocolate all over my shirt. Gotta change real quick, k. There’s some sweet tea by the bar if you want some.”
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9244 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:26 pm to
What?

You really are one of the worst posters here.
This post was edited on 11/20/22 at 9:40 pm
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:27 pm to
"Back when I was a man..."
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141641 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:28 pm to
"This is Grindr.

Freudian slip, Sexyboy?"
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:28 pm to
“Wow, you look just like your dad.”
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113893 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:29 pm to
"I wasn't always a woman..
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38511 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

“I made some cookies but I got chocolate all over my shirt. Gotta change real quick, k. There’s some sweet tea by the bar if you want some.”


Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10186 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:30 pm to
Doc said these sores should clear up in a day or so.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
12860 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:31 pm to
Just ignore those locks on the outside of the bedroom doors
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113893 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:31 pm to
Isn't that a derivative of the New Iberia haircut?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113893 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:32 pm to
"Look, before we go any further, I just want to let you know my dad only fricks me once a month.
Posted by TheRambler
Member since Nov 2022
118 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:32 pm to
“frick around and find out”
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14973 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:32 pm to
It’s ok I’m on antibiotics and the doctor says I’m not contagious anymore.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32507 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Doc said these sores should clear up in a day or so.

“It’s just razor burn”
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17040 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:36 pm to
let me pick the scabs it will make it smoother
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113893 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:37 pm to
I know it looks like a dick but let me explain..
Posted by STLJ
Member since Nov 2022
847 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:45 pm to
Are you high? Deranged? Both?
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10307 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:46 pm to
Liberal
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29212 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:49 pm to
“Sorry, I’ve gained some weight since my pics “

Posted by trilambdaexpression
Member since Nov 2022
166 posts
Posted on 11/20/22 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Worst opening lines you can hear from a tinder date


"I'm going on a tinder date"
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