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Woman Whose Wedgie From Wearing High-Cut Jean Shorts On A Date Landed Her In The Hospital

Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:08 am
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11250 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:08 am
Sam, a 25-year-old from North Carolina, didn't expect any possible side effects (except for looking super cute) when she decided to wear some high-cut jean shorts — pictured below — on a date three years ago.



However, her booty had other plans! Sam shared her story on TikTok about how the wedgie created by her shorts and underwear actually contributed to her ending up in the ICU with cellulitis and sepsis:
BuzzFeed reached out to Sam for more details, and she said that although she did pick her wedgie multiple times throughout the day, that wasn't enough to save her from a hospital visit. "The timeline goes like this: I went on a full day-date with this guy I was newly dating, and realized I was wearing very uncomfortable clothes. I chose to ignore it and just enjoy my time. The next day, I felt very sore and then started feeling ill — just not 100%. That night, I noticed that I had a large bump where the chafing had occurred, and as time went on, it started becoming more painful. The pain was isolated to one spot and it felt like a throbbing, stabbing pain."
Sam went to the doctor the next day to get treated with antibiotics for a possible skin infection, but it was already too late. "The very next morning, I was in septic shock and rushed to the ER by my mom. I was shivering, very breathless, could not walk and had extreme body aches. They admitted me to the ICU, and that's when I realized this was a bit more serious that I had anticipated. I was in the ICU for almost four days, where the doctors were debating debridement surgery (basically, cutting off the part of my butt that was infected)."
To get a better idea of how uncomfy shorts and underwear can land you in the ICU, I reached out to Dr. Carmen Fong, MD, a licensed colorectal surgeon in New York City. Dr. Fong told BuzzFeed that more often than not, these kinds of infections and cases are caused by an anorectal abscess. LINK
This post was edited on 10/3/21 at 1:24 am
Posted by Wendell T. Stamps
Member since Jan 2013
393 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:12 am to
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9331 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:16 am to
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where the doctors were debating debridement surgery (basically, cutting off the part of my butt that was infected)."
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23843 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:19 am to
moral of the story, wear normal shorts and stop dressing like a dime store hooker
This post was edited on 10/3/21 at 1:20 am
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
40828 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:21 am to
Ban high-cut jean shorts!

When your waistband is at your nipples - your shorts are riding too high, or you’re 94 years old
This post was edited on 10/3/21 at 1:29 am
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52719 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:21 am to
So she had an a-hole infection
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15716 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:22 am to
Can’t figure out who is who but I’m choosing chick on the far right.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11250 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:25 am to
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Can’t figure out who is who but I’m choosing chick on the far right.


It was the one on the left.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58080 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:27 am to
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stop dressing like a dime store hooker


Whoa whoa whoa let’s not get carried away….
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:28 am to
I’d still eat it
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9331 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:30 am to
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I’d still eat it
why does that not surprise me
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:35 am to
It's sweet that people in this thread are taking her story way too literally.

Guys, she did butt stuff with her date and she came up with the wedgie story to explain the anorectal abscess to save her the embarrassment of having to tell her doctor (and later the Buzzfeed person) that her date went in dry the night before.
This post was edited on 10/3/21 at 1:36 am
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4137 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 1:47 am to
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So she had an a-hole infection
id give her an a-hole injection
Posted by WeHaveTheBest
Member since Aug 2021
882 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 3:33 am to
gaaaaroooooss
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21073 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 3:49 am to
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I’d still eat it


Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 5:31 am to
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moral of the story


Don't be a slut..have morals
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
2390 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 5:59 am to
I believe the clinical name for her condition is Thot Rot. Nasty stuff from what I hear.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
692 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 7:30 am to
This is by far the stupidest shite I've seen in a long time. TikTok is crap. She is a fricking idiot. No one cares. Take your lumpy septic arse and keep it to yourself. WTF
Posted by bakersman
Grant parish
Member since Apr 2011
5699 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 7:38 am to
They did butt Sex and he had a dirty dick
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11250 posts
Posted on 10/3/21 at 8:01 am to
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she said that although she did pick her wedgie multiple times throughout the day, that wasn't enough to save her from a hospital visit.
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