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re: Wife had 2 positive pregnancy tests today
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:47 pm to HarveyBanger
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:47 pm to HarveyBanger
It's COVID.
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:47 pm to HarveyBanger
Hopefully your marriage is solid but having a child is one of the greatest joys of life.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:48 pm to HarveyBanger
2 positive tests!
with covid math youre having twins!
with covid math youre having twins!
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:49 pm to HarveyBanger
Get a DNA test to be sure
Don’t want to be raising some other dude’s kid
Don’t want to be raising some other dude’s kid
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:50 pm to HarveyBanger
I really hope you have a daughter. I would have never said that about myself a few years ago, but becoming a girl dad is the best thing that has happened to me.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:51 pm to HarveyBanger
Tell your neighbor we said congrats! 
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:51 pm to HarveyBanger
Hope you raise my child well
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:53 pm to HarveyBanger
I wasn't ready for the first...
or the second...
won't be ready for the third either...
It's a hell of a ride though, wouldn't trade the little bastards for anything
or the second...
won't be ready for the third either...
It's a hell of a ride though, wouldn't trade the little bastards for anything
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:53 pm to HarveyBanger
Kids are the meaning of life.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:55 pm to HarveyBanger
Wisdom of Our Fathers
A must read...wish I'd read it earlier in my earlier parenting days. I did get it read in time. Know the most import thing you can do for your child is be engaged with them and give them your time. They don't raise themselves!
A must read...wish I'd read it earlier in my earlier parenting days. I did get it read in time. Know the most import thing you can do for your child is be engaged with them and give them your time. They don't raise themselves!
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:56 pm to HarveyBanger
You done messed up
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:56 pm to HarveyBanger
Congrats. When someone tells you to enjoy every minute with them when they are little because time flies it's the truth. My little girl is 3 and that's the fastest 3 years of my life so far. It's seems like we were just getting up in the middle of the night to feed not that long ago. I was scared to death when we found out we were having a girl but I wouldn't change a thing now. Something about picking her up from daycare and she runs up to you and jumps in your arms to hug you and says she's missed you will make the toughest mans heart melt.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:00 pm to HarveyBanger
Subtle having sex while married brag
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:02 pm to CredulousChowder
Covid 19 guys
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:02 pm to HarveyBanger
Congratulations!
Once the child is born, the first the 3 weeks are frickin brutal. You're not sleeping, your wife is not sleeping and is hormonal as hell, your baby is learning how to do everything. It's a huge adjustment and you WILL get frustrated, annoyed, and even downright angry because you and your wife have to learn while sleep deprived and hormonal.
If you ever feel overwhelmed in a moment, walk away. It's ok. If you have dogs, put the baby in a safe spot and walk away for a minute or ask your wife to step in. You have to regain composure.
After 3 or so weeks, you get a hold of how to do things and your baby hopefully starts sleeping for longer stretches, so you get enough sleep to function at a baseline level.
Once the child is born, the first the 3 weeks are frickin brutal. You're not sleeping, your wife is not sleeping and is hormonal as hell, your baby is learning how to do everything. It's a huge adjustment and you WILL get frustrated, annoyed, and even downright angry because you and your wife have to learn while sleep deprived and hormonal.
If you ever feel overwhelmed in a moment, walk away. It's ok. If you have dogs, put the baby in a safe spot and walk away for a minute or ask your wife to step in. You have to regain composure.
After 3 or so weeks, you get a hold of how to do things and your baby hopefully starts sleeping for longer stretches, so you get enough sleep to function at a baseline level.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:03 pm to HarveyBanger
Whoever said this:
“Do everything in your power to get your wife to breast feed. This will absolve you of at least a few weeks of waking up in the middle of the night”
Is wrong - if your wife wants to breast feed then support her, if not, then support that - some women simply cannot or prefer not to.
A breast-fed baby shits like a crazy person so you will need to change those diapers in the middle of the night
I have six children - I am not an expert but the relationship and the sex will be a lot better if you listen to her and try to help. Your life will change and it’ll be hard, but it’s worth it. I wouldn’t change a thing.
“Do everything in your power to get your wife to breast feed. This will absolve you of at least a few weeks of waking up in the middle of the night”
Is wrong - if your wife wants to breast feed then support her, if not, then support that - some women simply cannot or prefer not to.
A breast-fed baby shits like a crazy person so you will need to change those diapers in the middle of the night
I have six children - I am not an expert but the relationship and the sex will be a lot better if you listen to her and try to help. Your life will change and it’ll be hard, but it’s worth it. I wouldn’t change a thing.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:03 pm to HarveyBanger
Stick to butt stuff and you won’t make any more mistakes
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:05 pm to boosiebadazz
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I got a book from the library that explained the development of the baby in her stomach and that was cool as shite. Your wife’s life will change immediately but yours really won’t. Being able to read how the baby was developing helped me stay engaged and excited.
That’s crazy that the stork brought you a baby like that!
Do you know who the father is?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:06 pm to Bawcephus
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Velcro swaddles. Only fricking magicians and pediatric nurses can swaddle a baby tight enough with a reg. blanket.
Also, throw out/return onesies with buttons. You do not want to deal with that ish at 2am. Zippers or bust.
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Do everything in your power to get your wife to breast feed. This will absolve you of at least a few weeks of waking up in the middle of the night.
The catch 22 is you also need the baby to learn how to take a bottle or the first time you're alone with the baby and they're hungry, but won't take a bottle, you are fricking SOL.
I would pump for the 6:30am feed while my husband would give our daughter a bottle of breastmilk. It was a good way to incorporate bottles and get the baby used to them.
I never changed a diaper before my oldest was born, you’ll be fine. Congrats! That little nugget is the best thing to ever happen to you
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:06 pm to Tyga Woods
Congrats!
Scientists reveal swallowing sperm is surprising way to lower risk of miscarriage
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Trying to come to grips on how my world is about to change.
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No more BJ’s
Scientists reveal swallowing sperm is surprising way to lower risk of miscarriage
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