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Why do women need probiotics to take a dump?

Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7310 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:23 pm
It must be a health crisis based on the number of women pooping commercials on TV. It seems like the Japanese would have solved this problem a long time ago.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7782 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:23 pm to
Because normal women don't poop...or fart

/thread
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:24 pm to
It's 2021.. you can just say women


..COULD REALLY BENEFIT FROM PROBIOTICS!

That commercial is annoying as hell
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41133 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:24 pm to
Because they eat horrible food
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43457 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:24 pm to
someone could make a lot of money by jumping on the trends women follow.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:25 pm to

It’s been my understanding that women don’t do that.
Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49041 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

Because normal women don't poop...or fart


That’s a damn lie
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

That’s a damn lie

Yeah, KK blows up the guest bathroom toilet all the time, then doesn't flush.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6696 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:29 pm to
My wife will slip a toot if she is sick. And I swear you can smell it next door.

I fart ballpark 40 times a day. I surmise this is why her stomach hurts all the time…backed up toots.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

My wife will slip a toot if she is sick. And I swear you can smell it next door.

In my first long-term relationship, we shtt in front of each other all the time, and that didn't work out.

This one took nearly 10-11yrs, so think this one will work out if I ever get my life together.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11201 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:31 pm to
most of them have a diet that is mainly stuff dipped in nutella plus coffee milkshake.
Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49041 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

In my first long-term relationship, we shtt in front of each other all the time, and that didn't work out.


Please elaborate. Did the feces play a part in the relationship’s downfall?
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13142 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:34 pm to
Maybe that's why women are bitchy.

The just need to take a good shite.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41133 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Maybe that's why women are bitchy.

The just need to take a good shite


I think you’re on to something
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54767 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Maybe that's why women are bitchy.

The just need to take a good shite.

They're cranky-pated.


Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259874 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 12:43 pm to
Easily influenced.

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90473 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 1:01 pm to
I’ve never met a girl who didn’t have constipation issues
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18828 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 1:25 pm to
Because men keep packing their chutes.

Hit the wrong hole (corn hole) instead of the correct hole ( money hole) and bad things start to happen.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5232 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 1:59 pm to
I’m not sure. My sister is constipated pretty frequently even though she eats a healthy diet.
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