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Who here has the balls to sing karaoke and what song
Posted on 7/10/22 at 11:51 pm
Posted on 7/10/22 at 11:51 pm
Did you sing? And did you get laid?
Poons.
Poons.
Posted on 7/10/22 at 11:54 pm to Sampson
BSB I want it that way - easiest fricking song in the universe
Posted on 7/10/22 at 11:54 pm to Sampson
quote:
And did you get laid?
Do people normally get laid this way
Posted on 7/10/22 at 11:54 pm to Sampson
Never had the nads to do that shite.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:03 am to MoarKilometers
quote:Doing karaoke is like hitting on every girl in the bar at once, the success rate is probably really high.
Do people normally get laid this way
They don't even care if you were good.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:12 am to Sampson
Ice ice baby - since I can’t carry a tune, rap is only option
And yep - had sex
And yep - had sex
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:15 am to Sampson
Man I just want to sit in a dark corner by myself and get wasted and try to forget about all my problems, is that too much to ask. I just wanna be left alone.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:37 am to Sampson
I sing karaoke all the time. It's fun.
You can learn a lot about someone by asking them what their go to karaoke song is.
And if they say they don't do it because they can't sing, frick em. Nobody doing it can. It ain't about how well you can sing the song, it's about owning the performance.
I got hassled into going to Red Star for karaoke one night, and my friend offered to buy my drinks if I sang. I wasn't feeling it, so declined. SHe kept hassling me, so I finally told her I would only sing if the guy had one song. I picked a song I was sure he'd never have.
The bastard had it.
So I had to get in front of the entire bar and sing "Morning Train" by Sheena Easton.
I fricking owned that song though.
You can learn a lot about someone by asking them what their go to karaoke song is.
And if they say they don't do it because they can't sing, frick em. Nobody doing it can. It ain't about how well you can sing the song, it's about owning the performance.
I got hassled into going to Red Star for karaoke one night, and my friend offered to buy my drinks if I sang. I wasn't feeling it, so declined. SHe kept hassling me, so I finally told her I would only sing if the guy had one song. I picked a song I was sure he'd never have.
The bastard had it.
So I had to get in front of the entire bar and sing "Morning Train" by Sheena Easton.
I fricking owned that song though.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:39 am to Sampson
I can murder Creed - With Arms Wide Open with my best Trey Parker impression.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:39 am to magildachunks
You never call me by my name
DAC
DAC
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:45 am to Sampson
You’ve gotta have enough options to be able to play to your audience.
Country songs like Copperhead Road and Fortunate Son when you’re in the boonies.
Harry Styles or Michael Buble when you’re partying downtown with the city chicks.
Nat King Cole and Sinatra in the classy bars.
Sing with confidence, own the moment, and it will absolutely close the deal. Chicks want to be near guys who can command attention and respect. Karaoke is an easy way to check those boxes.
Country songs like Copperhead Road and Fortunate Son when you’re in the boonies.
Harry Styles or Michael Buble when you’re partying downtown with the city chicks.
Nat King Cole and Sinatra in the classy bars.
Sing with confidence, own the moment, and it will absolutely close the deal. Chicks want to be near guys who can command attention and respect. Karaoke is an easy way to check those boxes.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:12 am to Sampson
Hook by Blues Traveler is a great one
Sledgehammer is an automatic you are getting laid if you can nail it
Sledgehammer is an automatic you are getting laid if you can nail it
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:13 am to RGJ18
quote:
Sledgehammer is an automatic you are getting laid if you can nail it
And by if you can nail it I'm assuming you're referring to the 50 year old great grandmother lol
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:23 am to Sampson
Down with the sickness
Talk about hyping the crowd up
Talk about hyping the crowd up
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:28 am to Lawyered
quote:With or without the dream flashback?
Down with the sickness
Talk about hyping the crowd up
Posted on 7/11/22 at 2:18 am to Sampson
Tequila. I’ve performed it 3 times now.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 2:37 am to Sampson
2LiveCrew - Pop That Pussy
Too Short - Cocktails
Guaranteed to get you laid every damn time
Too Short - Cocktails
Guaranteed to get you laid every damn time
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