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Sampson
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Who here has the balls to sing karaoke and what song

Did you sing? And did you get laid?


Poons.


The Egg
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BSB I want it that way - easiest fricking song in the universe


MoarKilometers
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quote:

And did you get laid?

Do people normally get laid this way


Spankum
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Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
53686 posts

Never had the nads to do that shite.


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Korkstand
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Do people normally get laid this way
Doing karaoke is like hitting on every girl in the bar at once, the success rate is probably really high.

They don't even care if you were good.


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Addison Tiger
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Antwerp, Belgium
Member since Jul 2005
478 posts

Ice ice baby - since I can’t carry a tune, rap is only option

And yep - had sex


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davyjones
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Member since Feb 2019
21080 posts

Man I just want to sit in a dark corner by myself and get wasted and try to forget about all my problems, is that too much to ask. I just wanna be left alone.


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magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
31379 posts

I sing karaoke all the time. It's fun.

You can learn a lot about someone by asking them what their go to karaoke song is.

And if they say they don't do it because they can't sing, frick em. Nobody doing it can. It ain't about how well you can sing the song, it's about owning the performance.

I got hassled into going to Red Star for karaoke one night, and my friend offered to buy my drinks if I sang. I wasn't feeling it, so declined. SHe kept hassling me, so I finally told her I would only sing if the guy had one song. I picked a song I was sure he'd never have.

The bastard had it.

So I had to get in front of the entire bar and sing "Morning Train" by Sheena Easton.

I fricking owned that song though.


SUB
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I can murder Creed - With Arms Wide Open with my best Trey Parker impression.


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OWLFAN86
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You never call me by my name

DAC


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Veritas
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Ring of Fire


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bootycricket1
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Afroman colt 45.


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Decisions
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Member since Mar 2015
1364 posts

You’ve gotta have enough options to be able to play to your audience.

Country songs like Copperhead Road and Fortunate Son when you’re in the boonies.

Harry Styles or Michael Buble when you’re partying downtown with the city chicks.

Nat King Cole and Sinatra in the classy bars.

Sing with confidence, own the moment, and it will absolutely close the deal. Chicks want to be near guys who can command attention and respect. Karaoke is an easy way to check those boxes.


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RGJ18
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Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
7981 posts

Hook by Blues Traveler is a great one

Sledgehammer is an automatic you are getting laid if you can nail it


Powerman
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Sledgehammer is an automatic you are getting laid if you can nail it

And by if you can nail it I'm assuming you're referring to the 50 year old great grandmother lol


RGJ18
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Hell yeah


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Lawyered
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Down with the sickness

Talk about hyping the crowd up



Korkstand
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Member since Nov 2003
26301 posts

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Down with the sickness

Talk about hyping the crowd up
With or without the dream flashback?


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SlickRickerz
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Member since Oct 2018
1799 posts

Tequila. I’ve performed it 3 times now.


terd ferguson
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2LiveCrew - Pop That Pussy
Too Short - Cocktails

Guaranteed to get you laid every damn time


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