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Who here has the balls to sing karaoke and what song

Posted on 7/10/22 at 11:51 pm
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 7/10/22 at 11:51 pm
Did you sing? And did you get laid?


Poons.
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
79110 posts
Posted on 7/10/22 at 11:54 pm to
BSB I want it that way - easiest fricking song in the universe
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17871 posts
Posted on 7/10/22 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

And did you get laid?

Do people normally get laid this way
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55970 posts
Posted on 7/10/22 at 11:54 pm to
Never had the nads to do that shite.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28703 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:03 am to
quote:

Do people normally get laid this way
Doing karaoke is like hitting on every girl in the bar at once, the success rate is probably really high.

They don't even care if you were good.
Posted by Addison Tiger
Antwerp, Belgium
Member since Jul 2005
639 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:12 am to
Ice ice baby - since I can’t carry a tune, rap is only option

And yep - had sex
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
29919 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:15 am to
Man I just want to sit in a dark corner by myself and get wasted and try to forget about all my problems, is that too much to ask. I just wanna be left alone.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:37 am to
I sing karaoke all the time. It's fun.

You can learn a lot about someone by asking them what their go to karaoke song is.

And if they say they don't do it because they can't sing, frick em. Nobody doing it can. It ain't about how well you can sing the song, it's about owning the performance.

I got hassled into going to Red Star for karaoke one night, and my friend offered to buy my drinks if I sang. I wasn't feeling it, so declined. SHe kept hassling me, so I finally told her I would only sing if the guy had one song. I picked a song I was sure he'd never have.

The bastard had it.

So I had to get in front of the entire bar and sing "Morning Train" by Sheena Easton.

I fricking owned that song though.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20749 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:39 am to
I can murder Creed - With Arms Wide Open with my best Trey Parker impression.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175660 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:39 am to
You never call me by my name

DAC
Posted by Veritas
Raleigh, NC
Member since Feb 2005
6173 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:41 am to
Ring of Fire
Posted by bootycricket1
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2011
1292 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:43 am to
Afroman colt 45.
Posted by Decisions
Member since Mar 2015
1471 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:45 am to
You’ve gotta have enough options to be able to play to your audience.

Country songs like Copperhead Road and Fortunate Son when you’re in the boonies.

Harry Styles or Michael Buble when you’re partying downtown with the city chicks.

Nat King Cole and Sinatra in the classy bars.

Sing with confidence, own the moment, and it will absolutely close the deal. Chicks want to be near guys who can command attention and respect. Karaoke is an easy way to check those boxes.
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
8669 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:12 am to
Hook by Blues Traveler is a great one

Sledgehammer is an automatic you are getting laid if you can nail it
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162190 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:13 am to
quote:

Sledgehammer is an automatic you are getting laid if you can nail it

And by if you can nail it I'm assuming you're referring to the 50 year old great grandmother lol
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
8669 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:19 am to
Hell yeah
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29207 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:23 am to
Down with the sickness

Talk about hyping the crowd up

Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28703 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:28 am to
quote:

Down with the sickness

Talk about hyping the crowd up
With or without the dream flashback?
Posted by SlickRickerz
Member since Oct 2018
2290 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 2:18 am to
Tequila. I’ve performed it 3 times now.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108731 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 2:37 am to
2LiveCrew - Pop That Pussy
Too Short - Cocktails

Guaranteed to get you laid every damn time
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