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Where are all the Vader jokes?

Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:23 am
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:23 am
I don't have any, just wanna see some.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:24 am to
Did he die for real this time?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:28 am to
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5040 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:29 am to
Why, is it Vader time?

Posted by WhiskeyBusiness
Member since Aug 2011
1160 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:29 am to
Apparently Darth Vader has a billionaire cousin

His name is Tax E. Vader

This post was edited on 5/4/21 at 11:39 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:30 am to
quote:

I don't have any, just wanna see some.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37423 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:34 am to
Vader?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:40 am to
May the Fourth be thtrong with you.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31045 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:40 am to
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I don't have any, just wanna see some.


Don't force it.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10578 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:44 am to
LINK

Q: What did Darth Vader’s teacher say when he was disrupting her class?
A: Sith down and be quiet.

Q: Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter

Q: What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader when Vader couldn’t figure out how to use chopsticks at the Chinese Restaurant?
A: Use the forks…

Q: Why did Anakin cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q: When did the Jedi start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side?
A: When he was in the Sith Grade.

Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.

Q: Why is Darth Vader always invited to the Emperor’s dinners?
A: He has the forks with him…

Q: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
A: An ele-vader.

Q: Why was Darth Vader’s baseball team always in last place?
A: His teammates always choked…

Q: What did the dentist say to Anakin Skywalker?
A: May the floss be with you.

Q: Where does Darth Vader shop for birthday gifts?
A: At the Darth Maul.

Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3990 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:45 am to
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His name is Tax E. Vader


*Her real name?




Teedy Cantrell
This post was edited on 5/4/21 at 11:46 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 5/4/21 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by WhiskeyBusiness
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 5/4/21 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 5/4/21 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29462 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 1:05 pm to
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog has plenty

Clip from Conan show

shite is hilarious
Posted by Tigs27
Member since Jul 2019
122 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 1:09 pm to
Arrested Development was so good
Posted by Styxion
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2012
1596 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 1:37 pm to
What was Darth Vader's wife's name?


Ella


Ella Vader
Posted by WhiskeyBusiness
Member since Aug 2011
1160 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 1:54 pm to
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Ella Vader


Bet that relationship had it ups and downs

This post was edited on 5/4/21 at 1:55 pm
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