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Guess
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Down The Road
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When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
Of all the green space and concrete and rooftops and cars.....

I just got shat upon by a frickin bird.


Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
28950 posts

re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
Birds aren’t real

Let that sink in
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papasmurf1269
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Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
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re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
It happens


RogerTheShrubber
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re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
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Birds aren’t real


They are surveillance tools!!!


LegendInMyMind
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re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
It did it out of spite.


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Guess
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Down The Road
Member since Jun 2009
3508 posts

re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
I just got out of the shower and right back in.


LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
I had a carpenter bee shite on my face the other day. I survived.
I am now attempting to kill his entire family, though.


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Btrtigerfan
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re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
Image: https://i.imgur.com/JXlm95v.jpg
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Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
28950 posts

re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
You and Roger get it.

Wake up, people! The drone birds seeding the clouds to grow more 5g towers for the Pizza Illuminati.


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MeridianDog
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Home on the range
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re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
Rejoice that it wasn't a pelican.


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FLObserver
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Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
7895 posts

re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
Some say it is good luck. I mean after you get the shat off.


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Kentucker
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Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
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re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
Into every life a bit of shite must fall.


Angel2
Member since Jan 2020
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re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
Birdey birdey in the sky why u do that in my eye
Gee I'm glad that cows don't fly!
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Jim Rockford
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LSUgusto
Member since May 2005
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re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
It's happened to me like three times.

I spotted a quarter in some leaves under a tree, leaned down to pick it up, right in the soft spot between my thumb and forefinger as I grab the coin. Splat!!! Sunuvabitch.


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MikeD
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3723 posts

re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
Good luck


PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
411 posts

re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
You should be grateful that it wasn't a dreaded African Foo Bird. It the Foo bird drops one on you and you wipe it off before it dries, you instantly drop dead.

That's why we have the old adage: If the Foo shits, wear it!


lammo
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re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
:rimshot:


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real turf fan
Tennessee Fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
3232 posts

re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
Hang three lines of white sheets on laundry day, in the fall, when poke berries (purple) are prime bird food.

Then get back to us on the odds you put up.


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DomincDecoco
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Hell in a handbag son...
Member since Oct 2018
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re: When the 1 in a million shot happens to you.
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Good luck


In Haiti


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