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celltech1981
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Louisiana
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts

When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
I'm about to hit 31. Last night myself and a few buddies got together. We got drunk at Superior and were all passed out by 930. None of us had enough gas in the tank to go to Penthouse or do other trashy late night shite.


Salmon
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On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
73426 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
when I started getting hangovers after 4 beers


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deltaland
Mississippi St. Fan
Member since Mar 2011
57172 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
When getting drunk caused my dick to not work


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fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
96550 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
Your balls hang lower. Like godamn pendulums. fricking grandfather clock between your legs. Your back aches, neck aches, you start saying phrases and can hear the words of your father saying the same to you like an echo.

Getting old’s a sumbitch

Never trust a fart or waste a hardon

You get up to piss 5 times a night. Then when you piss and pull it back in there’s always a straggler.
This post was edited on 8/23 at 7:53 am


HempHead
Alabama Fan
Appalachia
Member since Mar 2011
49866 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
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Your balls hang lower.


and float in a tub


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phutureisyic
New Orleans Saints Fan
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
1759 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
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I'm about to hit 31. Last night myself and a few buddies got together. We got drunk at Superior and were all passed out by 930. None of us had enough gas in the tank to go to Penthouse or do other trashy late night shite.


Should try some cocaine. shite is fun.
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saturday
LSU Fan
San Diego
Member since Feb 2007
5022 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
When I started fapping to granny porn


Mantequilla
LSU Fan
Foundry
Member since Aug 2019
11 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
This morning. Went out drinking til 130 am and was up at 6 for work... needless to say i dont think im built for this "real world" shit
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TheCaterpillar
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
29ish solely due to hangovers. 31 now and a dad and I’m an old fart.


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ctiger69
New York Yankees Fan
Brazil
Member since May 2005
29710 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
When going to bed early sounds like a fun idea.


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DemonKA3268
LSU Fan
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
12520 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
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When I started fapping to granny porn


They weren't granny's when we were younger...


kingbob
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Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
54922 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
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Coon
Nicholls St. Fan
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18031 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
Feeling old at 31, lol you fricked


Mantequilla
LSU Fan
Foundry
Member since Aug 2019
11 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
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They weren't granny's when we were younger...



"That's what I love about Granny Porn man. I get older, they stay the same age."
This post was edited on 8/23 at 7:30 am


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celltech1981
LSU Fan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
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Feeling old at 31, lol you fricked



Still in good shape, only go to the doctor once a year for a check up. my habits are making me feel old. I'm up at 5 am on the weekends to yell at the neighbor's dog


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Nutriaitch
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Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
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re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
body started breaking down in mid 30s


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kywildcatfanone
Kentucky Fan
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
71629 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
At about 50


RogerTheShrubber
LSU Fan
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
185372 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
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At about 50


Same here. Didn't notice many physical changes until the late 40's. About 50 is when I noticed things slowing down, more difficult to recover from physical activity, etc.


Oilfieldbiology
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2016
18390 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
When hangovers started to last more than a day


Pettifogger
Atlanta Braves Fan
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
60860 posts

re: When did you start feeling like you were getting old?
I just saw something called Lizzo on the today show, which was one of the cringiest things I’ve ever seen.

Go to Twitter, and it’s being widely praised. WTF


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