re: What's your Worst Bed Expereince?

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I dated a girl that was a cronic bed wetter when she was drunk. Luckily she was always drunk.

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wait, what?

Took a chick home after a dinners and Ninfas... piihb...Sprung a diarrhea trap......Nightmares to this day

Ticks in a New Jersey hotel .

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Ticks in a New Jersey hotel .

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This is a case where one letter is VERY important!

Could have been-
"Dicks in a New Jersey hotel ."

Not the same, I would think.

To paraphase Indiana Jones:

"Dicks.
Why did it have to be dicks?"

This is a question with no good answer, I'll agree.

Getting on a Chinese train with a retard with a bad attitude who tried to fight everyone would be my worst bad experience.

When I was a kid, my brother always wet the bed. My parents got him pull-ups, but they tried to convince us that we both needed them. I called them on their bullshite and refused.

Of course a couple weeks later I pissed the bed on vacation sharing a bed with my brother (who I constantly teased for wetting the bed). Didn't tell him. Slept in that bed for two more nights without getting the sheets cleaned. It's amazing what pride will let us do.

Had a sudden case of sciatica climbing into bed to frick an incredibly hot Mexican chick. She left shortly thereafter.

Woke up one morning with a 1/10 laying on my arm. Had to chew my arm off to keep from waking her up so I could escape. She was coyote ugly.

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my worst bad experience

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As opposed to your worst good experience? Or best bad experience?

Reading comprehension...