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Whats the best way to battle the sweaty crotch?

Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:07 am
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9074 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:07 am
I live in Florida, and we're already hitting 90s. Went to Sea World on Sunday for a short time and notived I was wearing gray shorts which turned a near black color from my sweaty balls.

I have not found that any of the underwear on the market help with any cooling properties they market.

I guess it's just wearing dark colors and f*** it.
Posted by PTBob
Member since Nov 2010
7069 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:08 am to
Liberal use of gold bond as often as possible.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22742 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:08 am to
Under Armour drawers, goldbond powder, & lose some fricking weight fatass.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:09 am to
Either wear boxers or nothing at all.

Baby powder/gold bond helps a lot.
This post was edited on 3/19/15 at 8:11 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67478 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:09 am to
quote:

Liberal use of gold bond as often as possible.

This and boxers. I started wearing boxers when I was stationed in southern GA.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17657 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:09 am to
Ditch the underwear let the boys be free & powder up
This post was edited on 3/19/15 at 8:10 am
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9074 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:09 am to
quote:

lose some fricking weight fatass


That's it though - I'm 6'1" and 215 and workout regularly. I'm not obese by any means.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18773 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:10 am to
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22742 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:10 am to
quote:

That's it though - I'm 6'1" and 215 and workout regularly. I'm not obese by any means


Probably skip leg day bro...joking of course.
Posted by BayouBlue386
53298 posts
Member since Mar 2015
764 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:11 am to
Put some lye on your junk, no more sweaty balls.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:11 am to
Posted by BayouBengal0505
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
2686 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:12 am to
LINK

LINK

Seems to have good reviews. Good luck with that.
This post was edited on 3/19/15 at 8:13 am
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:12 am to
A&D Diaper Ointment.

Best i've found, and keeps the swamp arse to a min.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47456 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:14 am to
quote:


Liberal use of gold bond as often as possible

Compression shorts and gold bond friction stick, not the powder.
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9074 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:16 am to
Have you really tried that product?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:22 am to
quote:

I was wearing gray shorts which turned a near black color from my sweaty balls.


New sig quote, thanks. (and no I won't credit you)


But to answer your question, shave your nether region (like all the way scorched earth shite) and wear an adult diaper. Works better than you'd imagine.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:23 am to
you just have to dive right in. she'll appreciate the effort.
Posted by Gunner
Austin, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
628 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:25 am to
quote:

That's it though - I'm 6'1" and 215 and workout regularly. I'm not obese by any means.


Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:27 am to
Move or suffer. There is no guaranteed remedy for Florida swamp crotch.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 8:35 am to
Compression shorts are fricking terrible in heat unless you're actually working out.
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