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Kentucker
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What would you have done?
I pulled into a parking space at the grocery today and a woman in a not-too-old VW Jetta parked next to me on the driver’s side. As I stepped from my Jeep, she rolled down the passenger window and said, “Do you have a dollar or two?”

I looked and saw a morbidly obese woman, about 30, in a yellow print sun dress. She overfilled the driver’s seat. Her short hair was pulled back tightly with something holding it in place at the back top of her head. Sorry, no pics.

She was wearing glasses with large lenses and had an oxygen tube running from her nose to a canister on the console of her car. What looked like a rubber band around her head kept the tube in place.

I thought it was a great presentation, but still said no and walked away. What would you have done?



RonFNSwanson
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What would you have done?
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said no and walked away.


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MorbidTheClown
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re: What would you have done?
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What would you have done?


ignored it and walked away


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Niner
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re: What would you have done?
It's not kind to tell your mom no when she asks for a couple bucks.


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hubertcumberdale
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re: What would you have done?
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What would you have done?


Gave her ab $3.50
This post was edited on 7/21 at 1:44 pm


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LegendInMyMind
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re: What would you have done?
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What would you have done?

shite on her hood.


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cable
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re: What would you have done?
Report her to the pool board


Iron Lion
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North of the river
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re: What would you have done?
Given her 2 dollars


Joshjrn
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Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
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re: What would you have done?
"I'm sorry, I don't have any cash on me."


MorbidTheClown
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
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Given her 2 dollars


like feeding a stray


Bbobalou
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Gainesville, FL
Member since Oct 2012
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re: What would you have done?
Told her she could earn a few the old fashioned way.


JDPndahizzy
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JDP
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re: What would you have done?
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"I'm sorry, I don't have any cash on me."

I tried that the other day and he asked if I had paypal or venmo..


Tortious
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re: What would you have done?
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What would you have done?


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had an oxygen tube running from her nose to a canister on the console of her car.


Briefly pondered whether or not that would help with her fellatio skills.


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Boudreaux35
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re: What would you have done?
Posted about it on some online forum.


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Rex Feral
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re: What would you have done?
Nothing. She doesn't need food and I'm not paying for gas since a walk would have done her some good.


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MorbidTheClown
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Baton Rouge
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Told her she could earn a few the old fashioned way.



morbidly obese woman



OWLFAN86
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The OT has made me richer
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re: What would you have done?
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I thought it was a great presentation, but still said no and walked away. What would you have done?


asked Goose if Coyote is really is strange as he seems


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Nicky Parrish
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re: What would you have done?
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What would you have done?

Snapped the rubber band.


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TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
5559 posts

re: What would you have done?
Had a relatively skanky chick come up to me and my son in the parking lot at Winn Doxoe in Covington. Said she was “trying to take a cab to Jackson and it was $80 and she was $27 short and I could call the guy and verify if necessary.”

I gave her $20 because I’m not poor.

She probably bought crack with it for her and her boyfriend who was waiting by his phone practicing his “I’m a cab driver” story.


Kentucker
Kentucky Fan
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
17281 posts

re: What would you have done?
It was the first time I had ever seen an “oxygen tank” used in an attempt to gain sympathy. I almost told her that was original and that she’d probably get some money but I didn’t want to encourage her. I also thought it was unusual that she was young, female and morbidly obese for a beggar.


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