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What would you have done?

Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:41 pm
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:41 pm
I pulled into a parking space at the grocery today and a woman in a not-too-old VW Jetta parked next to me on the driver’s side. As I stepped from my Jeep, she rolled down the passenger window and said, “Do you have a dollar or two?”

I looked and saw a morbidly obese woman, about 30, in a yellow print sun dress. She overfilled the driver’s seat. Her short hair was pulled back tightly with something holding it in place at the back top of her head. Sorry, no pics.

She was wearing glasses with large lenses and had an oxygen tube running from her nose to a canister on the console of her car. What looked like a rubber band around her head kept the tube in place.

I thought it was a great presentation, but still said no and walked away. What would you have done?

Posted by RonFNSwanson
University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
23148 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:42 pm to
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What would you have done?
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said no and walked away.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65498 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:42 pm to
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What would you have done?


ignored it and walked away
Posted by Niner
Member since Apr 2019
2026 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:42 pm to
It's not kind to tell your mom no when she asks for a couple bucks.
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6449 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:42 pm to
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What would you have done?


Gave her ab $3.50
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 1:44 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53416 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:43 pm to
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What would you have done?

shite on her hood.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9616 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:43 pm to
Report her to the pool board
Posted by Iron Lion
North of the river
Member since Nov 2014
11798 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:43 pm to
Given her 2 dollars
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
26918 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:44 pm to
"I'm sorry, I don't have any cash on me."
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65498 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:44 pm to
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Given her 2 dollars


like feeding a stray
Posted by Bbobalou
Where the action is.
Member since Oct 2012
5105 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:45 pm to
Told her she could earn a few the old fashioned way.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6412 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:45 pm to
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"I'm sorry, I don't have any cash on me."

I tried that the other day and he asked if I had paypal or venmo..
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5121 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:45 pm to
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What would you have done?


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had an oxygen tube running from her nose to a canister on the console of her car.


Briefly pondered whether or not that would help with her fellatio skills.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21397 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:45 pm to
Posted about it on some online forum.
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11230 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:46 pm to
Nothing. She doesn't need food and I'm not paying for gas since a walk would have done her some good.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65498 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:46 pm to
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Told her she could earn a few the old fashioned way.



morbidly obese woman

Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175587 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:46 pm to
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I thought it was a great presentation, but still said no and walked away. What would you have done?


asked Goose if Coyote is really is strange as he seems
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:48 pm to
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What would you have done?

Snapped the rubber band.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7082 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:49 pm to
Had a relatively skanky chick come up to me and my son in the parking lot at Winn Doxoe in Covington. Said she was “trying to take a cab to Jackson and it was $80 and she was $27 short and I could call the guy and verify if necessary.”

I gave her $20 because I’m not poor.

She probably bought crack with it for her and her boyfriend who was waiting by his phone practicing his “I’m a cab driver” story.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:50 pm to
It was the first time I had ever seen an “oxygen tank” used in an attempt to gain sympathy. I almost told her that was original and that she’d probably get some money but I didn’t want to encourage her. I also thought it was unusual that she was young, female and morbidly obese for a beggar.
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