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What was worse to get growing up?

Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:55 pm
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:55 pm
For those of us who actually grew up playing outside in the woods instead of jerking off to anime and playing Pokémon, which was worse to get after a day of playing in the woods…

Poison ivy on your elbows, between your fingers, on your ankles and calves…

Or

Chigger bites all up on your nutsack and inner thighs?

For me it was chigger bites on my little acorns. I remember getting finger nail polish lathered all over it to reduce the redness and itchiness, shite burned like a motherfricker to a 6-7 year old. But it was still an itch that could never be satisfied.

Poison ivy was a bitch, but chiggers were awful.

For you city dwellers who want to cancel me for saying chigger, they are also known as red bugs or berry bugs

Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3250 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:56 pm to
growing up? I still get red bugs a few times a year and had poison ivy 2 weeks ago.

and red bugs, easily
This post was edited on 10/15/21 at 7:57 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53697 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:57 pm to
Sir, they’re redbugs, and that’s your answer
Posted by ducktale
Member since Sep 2021
1531 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:58 pm to
C. Poison Ivy on the dick after jerking it in the woods.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123863 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:59 pm to
Chiggers. The worst
Posted by Broyota2
Member since Nov 2010
13033 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:01 pm to
For whatever reason poison ivy doesn’t do anything to me. Chiggers are the absolute worst still as an adult.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25541 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:05 pm to
I am not sensitive to poison ivy so chiggers has to be the answer.

The worst I ever got them was on FTX at Ft Bragg. There was one guy in my platoon that every day in the field he got shite loads of deer ticks on his crotch, almost nobody else got a single one anywhere. The other enlisted guys called him tickdick. Pine barrens are a miserable place to roll around in the pine needles.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29029 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:06 pm to
Red bugs. Those sumbitches are a marble sacks worst nightmare.
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2180 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:20 pm to
Well let me tell you, I had poison ivy so bad when I was a kid I had to stay inside for over a week, not just one summer either, it got on my face and I swoll up like a monster, I remember wearing sunglasses and a hat, years later my mom admitted to me how bad it really was… not cool.. but I didn’t care was out the next summer.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14811 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

Chiggers



Insect-Americans
Posted by Texas Ram
Member since Sep 2020
1120 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:22 pm to
crabs
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48334 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:23 pm to
I think a tick on my balls was probably tops
Posted by Dubosed
Gulf Breeze
Member since Nov 2012
7036 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:24 pm to
Underground yellow jacket nest and it isn't even close.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:31 pm to
Perhaps God was telling you to jerk off to anime and play Pokémon?
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38644 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:35 pm to
I was immune to poison ivy but chiggers ate me up. I got into some 4 or 5 years ago and it sucked.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:36 pm to
I’ll never forget putting Crest toothpaste on a red bug on my sack at about 8 years old.

That shite stung man.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25541 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

quote:
Chiggers



Insect-Americans


You are appropriating culture dude, chiggers aren't insects they are arachnids.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25541 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

I’ll never forget putting Crest toothpaste on a red bug on my sack at about 8 years old.


I lived back in the day when a lot of people (including myself) still thought nail polish suffocated the chigger, which is dumb since they don't actually bury into the skin. now that shite stung if you had already scratched the bite.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:46 pm to
Chiggers no doubt
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68338 posts
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:48 pm to
Chiggers sucked
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