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What is your Child Owned Planned vs Actual?

Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:42 am
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:42 am
How many children did you plan to have compared to how many you actually aquired?

I just want to own any at this point. Always wanted a good-sized family, 3+, but it doesn't seem like it is in the cards for me. I would be happy with 1 human child at this point.

Note: Biological, Adopted, Step Children all count.

Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:43 am to
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Posted by BallsEleven
Member since Mar 2019
6163 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:43 am to
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I just want to own any at this point


You're fricking creepy dude.
Posted by LoneStarRanger
Texas/Europe
Member since Aug 2018
2404 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:44 am to
I want 9. Fiancée wants 7. But also we are traditionalist Catholics, so no contraception...I have a good chance of 9
Posted by farad
non-entity of St George
Member since Dec 2013
9610 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:44 am to
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You're fricking creepy dude.

quote:

just want to own any at this point

getting worse every day...
This post was edited on 6/4/21 at 7:46 am
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6815 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:45 am to
I prefer short term rentals.


Lawn care, light cleaning, plumbing and electrical.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:45 am to
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I want 9. Fiancée wants 7. But also we are traditionalist Catholics, so no contraception...I have a good chance of 9

You just blew your cover Phillip Rivers.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
7005 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:45 am to
Saying you "own a child" is a weird fricking way to say you're a parent.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79098 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:45 am to
Too obvious

You said owned and then acquired, then own again and then "human"

You need to be more subtle when trying to do the "weird choice of words to frustrate and annoy everyone" troll. This isn't 2015, the OT is better at sniffing this stuff out now.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7667 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:46 am to
quote:

how many you actually aquired?


Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21226 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:47 am to
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Child Owned Planned


Um, owning people is not really a thing anymore.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6815 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:49 am to
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so no contraception...I have a good chance of


Obviously you've not been paying attention to the marriage laws... 1 maybe 2 children, then you'll be lucky to be in the same room.
Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3662 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:49 am to
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so no contraception...I have a good chance of 9


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AT YOU for thinking you are going to have sex at least 9 times after you get married.
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:50 am to
You don't own children, they own YOU. Get a divorce and you'll see just how fast you'll get owned!
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:52 am to
They are a huge responsibility and exciting to mold someone in your image.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66682 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:53 am to
quote:

how many you actually aquired?




quote:

but it doesn't seem like it is in the cards for me


umm. you’re like what in your 30’s? How is it not in the cards for you? Did your dick stop working recently?
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22884 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:55 am to
FBI has entered the chat
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24624 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:55 am to
Nymeria gonna have 8, dawfricker
Posted by 50407Tiger
Member since Oct 2019
1227 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:58 am to
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it doesn't seem like it is in the cards for me


Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32351 posts
Posted on 6/4/21 at 7:58 am to
I only own 1 child. I'm 33 and have been married for 8 years. We aren't sure how many we want to own yet (first child is only 6 weeks old), but this one was planned.

I'm in the boat of only wanting to own 1 child (not a hardline stance, but I think it would be better financially for us if we only own 1), my wife is kinda on the fence about more, but I think she want want to own 1 more.
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