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What is the best way (other than knocking her up) to fatten a woman up?

Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:12 pm
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23298 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:12 pm
My ex-wife in residence (no pics) needs to gain about 10-15 pounds. She is naturally slender but is now super thin (not anorexic type thin but still very thin). She eats full meals but cannot gain any weight. Thyroid and metabolism readings were all in range.

She is a very high energy person and works full-time.

What foods and/or supplements would help her gain weight? Thanks.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29365 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:13 pm to
Marry her.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75134 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:13 pm to
Box no slaw extra toast with 2 extra canes sauces and a Dr. Pepper.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18144 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:14 pm to
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My ex-wife in residence




You're still living with your ex?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48352 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:14 pm to
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Marry her.

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:14 pm to
Cake

Lots of it
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18255 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:14 pm to
Gumbo with rice in it
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27659 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:14 pm to
Give her an antidepressant
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
21284 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Marry her.


End thread
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

You're still living with your ex?



I think this needs it's own thread
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

My ex-wife in residence (no pics) needs to gain about 10-15 pounds. She is naturally slender but is now super thin (not anorexic type thin but still very thin). She eats full meals but cannot gain any weight. Thyroid and metabolism readings were all in range.

She is a very high energy person and works full-time.

What foods and/or supplements would help her gain weight? Thanks.

Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:16 pm to
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My ex-wife in residence


...what?
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27659 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:16 pm to



Makes sure she washes her arse before sex
Posted by skinnytrees
REC Check Writing Office
Member since Sep 2015
1805 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:17 pm to
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My ex-wife in residence


Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:17 pm to
Read up on Mauritania. They force feed little girls so they will be fat. IIRC lots of buttermilk
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123906 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:17 pm to
Bang her sister and make sure there is lots of ice cream in the freezer when she finds out
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7673 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:18 pm to
On top of living with your Ex-wife, why do you give a shite if she’s fat or skinny?

You trying to marry her off and get her out of the house?
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4408 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:20 pm to
Posted by lazy
Member since Jun 2020
1594 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:24 pm to
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is now super thin


Just my type!

quote:

ex-wife in residence


What do you look like?
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
3742 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 12:34 pm to
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