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What am I missing about a co-worker and his cat
Posted on 12/23/21 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 12/23/21 at 4:42 pm
I asked a co-worker why he was so sad today and he explained that his longtime roommate is giving him much grief about his cat, which the roommate hates. The roommate is trying to compose a musical and the cat keeps running across his piano’s keys and disrupting his concentration. The roommate is also a wig designer and the cat messes with the wigs. When I asked my co-worker why he doesn’t move out, he started sobbing and said “You are missing the big picture” and ran outside. What am I missing? It seems like him moving out would be an easy solution.
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Posted on 12/23/21 at 4:42 pm to Eightballjacket
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I asked a co-worker why he was so sad today and he explained that his longtime roommate is giving him much grief about his cat, which the roommate hates. The roommate is trying to compose a musical and the cat keeps running across his piano’s keys and disrupting his concentration. The roommate is also a wig designer and the cat messes with the wigs. When I asked my co-worker why he doesn’t move out, he started sobbing and said “You are missing the big picture” and ran outside. What am I missing? It seems like him moving out would be an easy solution.
You need to go to AA.
Posted on 12/23/21 at 4:43 pm to Eightballjacket
Sounds like your workplace is missing testosterone.
Posted on 12/23/21 at 4:43 pm to Eightballjacket
His roommate is his lover and life partner. Duh.
Posted on 12/23/21 at 4:45 pm to Eightballjacket
working today and having a roommate is trashy
Posted on 12/23/21 at 4:49 pm to SixthAndBarone
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His roommate is his lover and life partner. Duh.
That explains a lot. More pieces are added to the puzzle.
Posted on 12/23/21 at 5:02 pm to Eightballjacket
Gay guys usually like cats.
Posted on 12/23/21 at 5:06 pm to Eightballjacket
quote:
Jack Byrnes : Greg, how come you don't like cats?
Greg Focker : I don't not like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of...
Jack Byrnes : You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker : I...
Jack Byrnes : You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
Posted on 12/23/21 at 5:24 pm to Eightballjacket
The cat in question:
Posted on 12/23/21 at 5:27 pm to Eightballjacket
Cat seems normal, but the others aren't.
Posted on 12/23/21 at 5:34 pm to Eightballjacket
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That explains a lot. More pieces are added to the puzzle.
One is writes musical and designs wigs. The other cries over his cat.
You had to have someone on the O-T explain it to you?
This post was edited on 12/23/21 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 12/23/21 at 5:52 pm to SixthAndBarone
Yes...definitely sounds like he is gay for his roomie.
Posted on 12/23/21 at 5:54 pm to Eightballjacket
What kind of phag made sissies do you work with?
Posted on 12/23/21 at 6:00 pm to Eightballjacket
For all of you long time OT’ers…were yall waiting to read the final sentence finish with, “…an easy solution to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur…”???
This post was edited on 12/23/21 at 6:01 pm
Posted on 12/23/21 at 6:06 pm to TigerCoon
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You had to have someone on the O-T explain it to you?
I try not to jump to conclusions ever since I said Miss Lillian in accounting was a tranny because she had an Adam’s apple. Turned out I was wrong and she had a thyroid issue.
Posted on 12/23/21 at 6:11 pm to Eightballjacket
quote:Cats sequel?
compose a musical and the cat
Posted on 12/23/21 at 6:19 pm to tigergirl10
Posted on 12/23/21 at 6:39 pm to Eightballjacket
Sounds like your coworker is a sensitive little man. Perhaps you should have asked him if he wanted to have a cup of warm cider or some flavored coffee to make him feel better.
This post was edited on 12/23/21 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 12/23/21 at 6:56 pm to Spankum
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Sounds like your coworker is a sensitive little man. Perhaps you should have asked him if he wanted to have a cup of warm cider or some flavored coffee to make him feel better.
Drink hot cocoa. Discuss health care plans.
Posted on 12/23/21 at 8:40 pm to Eightballjacket
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What am I missing?
They are a gay couple
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