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re: West Point bans pillow fights after 30 injuries
Posted on 11/25/15 at 2:42 pm to TheIndulger
Posted on 11/25/15 at 2:42 pm to TheIndulger
Part of the tradition is to inflict bloody lacerations and bruised facial areas on one another to display as a badge of honor.
It's a very old and out-modded tradition whose time has come and gone. If the new cadets want to get some of their body parts bloodied, they can cancel the pillow fight and replace it with a Road March with 50 pound rucksack, weapon, ammo. The road march will be of sufficient duration to ensure that they all have bloody blistered pulp instead of feet.
Then they can all feel great about themselves as they hobble to class for the next week.
It's a very old and out-modded tradition whose time has come and gone. If the new cadets want to get some of their body parts bloodied, they can cancel the pillow fight and replace it with a Road March with 50 pound rucksack, weapon, ammo. The road march will be of sufficient duration to ensure that they all have bloody blistered pulp instead of feet.
Then they can all feel great about themselves as they hobble to class for the next week.
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:04 pm to CP3
They don't call them cadidiots for nothing.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:47 pm to Champagne
quote:stolen valor
art of the tradition is to inflict bloody lacerations and bruised facial areas on one another to display as a badge of honor
Posted on 11/25/15 at 4:26 pm to CP3
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West Point
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pillow fights
Army ring-knocking queers.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 4:51 pm to Spirit of Dunson
what do you mean "stolen valor"?
Posted on 11/25/15 at 5:02 pm to CP3
Next thing you know, they'll be banning the annual tickle fight on the basis that too much laughter is torture because it makes some cadets cry from the overstimulation.
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