Wednesday Night Wrestling Wars: Captain Insano is All Elite Edition

You might know him as The Giant, you might know his as The Big Show, you might know him as Captain Insano (from the movie The Waterboy) but now you just need to know him as All Elite.

Paul Wight, who was the person named above, has been signed by All Elite Wrestling. Now while he might get in the ring... Wight is expected to mostly serve as an analyst for the new Monday night AEW show on YouTube - "Dark: Elevation" and serve as a coach in AEW.

Former WWE referee Mike Chioda said in a recent podcast the 1st Rock/Cena Wrestlemania match was turning into a shoot fight in the ring as the 2 legit wailed on each other as Cena was legit angry he was told to job to The Rock in that match b/c of everything he said in the promos leading up to that match (part timer shouldn't get a top 'Mania spot)... promos that ring just as true today, if not more so, than 10 years ago when they were spoken

Asuka legit lost a tooth from Shayna Baszler's errant kick during the tag match on Raw

Taya Valkyrie has officially reported to the WWE PC to join the newest class of WWE hopefuls

AEW Dynamite is a Big Show (see what I did there) tonight coming from Daily's Place in Jacksonville, Fla.

Paul Wight will apparently be on hand to discuss the new Monday night AEW show on YouTube

Sting's not happy that he took a legit bump last week... so he wants revenge from Team Taz

A "Fear the Revolution" Ladder Match qualifier sees Lance Archer take on Rey Fenix

Team Taz's Ricky Starks & Brian Cage takes on the Varsity Blonds

"Hangman" Adam Page fights Isaiah Kassidy of the Hardy Party... since they're mad that Page outsmarted Matt

Jake Hager of the Inner Circle takes on Brandon Cutler

Jon Moxley gets to murder Dolph Ziggler's brother or cousin or whatever he is...Ryan Nemeth

And everyone's a fan of the good doctor tonight as Britt Baker battles Nyla Rose in the Women's Championship Eliminator Tournament semifinals

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NXT on USA comes from the Capitol Wrestling Center inside the WWE Performance Center in Orlando, Fla.

Karrion Kross finally gets his hands on Santos Escobar in a no DQ match... and G will fall & pray at the feet of Scarlett Bordeaux

Adam Cole will apparently explain his recent attacks on his Undisputed Era brother Kyle O'Reilly

Io Shirai takes on Zoey Stark in a non-title contest... meaning Io's losing right?

In another non-title contest... Johnny Gargano faces Dexter Lumis and tries to not get killed in the process

Mrs. Ricochet, Kacy Catanzaro faces off with POTUS's favorite wrestler Xia Li (b/c she's from China... get it?)

Grizzled Young Veterans are still stinging from their Dusty Cup Finals loss... so they'll take out their anger on Drake Maverick & Killian Dain

Here's to the Good Doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!!