re: Vasectomy: yes or no?

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Everyone of my male dogs that have been neutered became fat and lazy. Wont even fetch a stick anymore. No one is gonna cut on my sack.

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being from Arky and thinking that everything is a potential place to put it into isn't quite the way it works, if you're done having kids, the big "V" is the way to go

If you are not an a-hole, the only acceptable reason for your wife to get her tubes tied is if y'all are having your last baby via c-section.

Otherwise, why not go for the simple outpatient procedure of a vasectomy. It literally takes 15 minutes and it's honestly not that bad. You feel a pinch for a couple of seconds during the local anesthetic. It's only a pinch because the doctor gives you a valium and some oxycodone to take beforehand.

Of course, if you are an a-hole, I suppose you could have your wife go under general anesthesia for major invasive surgery.

Personally, I'd rather be in and out of the doctors office and have my own script of pain pills and a few days of sonic ice on my nuts and have an excuse to skirt my responsibilities and play video games in bed.

ok ok ok, i get it now

i dont want to be castrated

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i dont want to be castrated

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have you had your scrotum cut off 777?

I was being facetious, i didnt understand why you gave me that smiley.

So are they absolute? Like no matter what, they're not getting pregnant? Or should you still practice safe sex, etc?

im well aware of that, how about you tell me what you meant?

Ive already flown with you at the helm

Ill just get the vasectomy