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Lonnie Utah
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Utah man trying to kill spider with a lighter starts wildfire...

Utah man trying to kill spider with a lighter starts wildfire

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SPRINGVILLE — A wildfire near Springville, which police say was started by a man who claimed he was trying to kill a spider Monday afternoon, is now 10% contained, according to firefighters.

Cory Allan Martin, 26, of Draper, was arrested Monday evening on suspicion of reckless burning, as well as possession of a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia, according to Utah County Jail records.


Even the Gov. pilled on.



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This post was edited on 8/2 at 2:38 pm


Bluefin
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Well, how else do you kill a spider?


Lonnie Utah
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Well, how else do you kill a spider?




Ace Midnight
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His heart was in the right place. He probably did kill a lot of spiders and a few snakes (with fire, at that), at the very least. So, it's not all negative.


CamdenTiger
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I know plenty of women that would applaud his efforts


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idlewatcher
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Hope they send him a bill. Jail time until he pays it off.


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DarkDrifter
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Utah man trying to kill spider with a lighter starts wildfire...



He definitely posts here...


High C
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Do you realize how close to the spider you would have to get to kill it with a lighter?


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HeadSlash
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DeltaTigerDelta
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At least he wasn’t trying to light a fart.


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TigerintheNO
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Well, how else do you kill a spider?



He could have used the jar of marijuana he had with him.


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Jesco
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That Raid works great. Especially if you hold a lighter up to it while spraying.


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dgnx6
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climate change strikes again.


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tigerpimpbot
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:was that wrong gif:


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Cheese Grits
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Just 40 acres, is that enough to be sure the spider was dead?

40 acres, did he kill a mule?


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