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This is the kind of unsolicited text that gets a man divorced

Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:46 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41526 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:46 am



It even popped up as “maybe Samantha” like I’ve communicated with “her” before. Obviously it’s spam wanting me to click a blind link but my wife wouldn’t understand that. Thank God this didn’t come in overnight where she could’ve seen it before I woke up.

Beware, fellas. I’m way more worried about this kind of shite than covid.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:47 am to
I guarantee you couldn’t resist clicking the link
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41526 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:48 am to
I really want to but I’ve resisted
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16431 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:48 am to
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It even popped up as “maybe Samantha” like I’ve communicated with “her” before.

That's because "her" text introduced "herself" as Samantha. It's not because you may have communicated with her before
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22151 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:49 am to
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Thank God this didn’t come in overnight where she could’ve seen it before I woke up.


Your wife looks at your phone while you’re sleeping?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20062 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:49 am to
Sorry your relationship with your wife is so poor a spam text can ruin it
This post was edited on 9/24/21 at 8:57 am
Posted by Scuttle Buttin
Member since May 2020
332 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:49 am to
If your wife is sharp enough to think this is legit, might be better off with Samantha.
Posted by Delta9
Member since Jun 2021
838 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:50 am to
frick it. Go find Samantha. The world's on fire anyway.
He's probably 6'6 ' with a 10" stump which sets you up nicely in the woke, inclusive future that has dawned upon all of us.

Also, you mentioned wife... We have rules.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10305 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:50 am to
Why is your wife looking at your phone? I have looked at any of my boyfriends’ phones ever. Some of y’all are married to very strange woman.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21853 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:51 am to
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It even popped up as “maybe Samantha” like I’ve communicated with “her” before.


That "maybe name" always happens on iphones if the unknown sender puts their name anywhere in the message.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166127 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:52 am to
who's typed the address into their bar?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259875 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:52 am to
Shits really common, just delete it and go on.

Happens to almost everyone.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Obviously it’s spam wanting me to click a blind link


What to you is suspect about insnaradabortive.com? Seems like a harmless link. Go ahead. You’ll be fine.
Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18492 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Obviously it’s spam wanting me to click a blind link but my wife wouldn’t understand that.


Sorry your wife is retarded.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55547 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:55 am to
your wife must be an idiot if seeing that would make her think it's anything other than spam/phishing.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41526 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Your wife looks at your phone while you’re sleeping?


Baw, you have no idea…
OT saved my marriage
Second post from the bottom
This post was edited on 9/24/21 at 8:57 am
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:57 am to
quote:

I guarantee you couldn’t resist clicking the link




How could one not want to click a link that reads “in snare ad abortive”?
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:57 am to
Just delete them.

If she wants a divorce over some spam bot not even saved in your contacts you have other issues. That's just an excuse.
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3403 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Obviously it’s spam wanting me to click a blind link but my wife wouldn’t understand that.

If your wife lacks the cognitive reasoning of what online spam is, I don’t know what to tell you. Lol

You poor bastard

It’s like the got damn blind leading the blind in your house.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:58 am to
Maybe you should worry more about your wife being that dumb than clicking a blind link
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