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This is how you become a legend
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:12 pm
Woke up to this scene in my front yard early this morning…
I’ll preface this by saying I wouldn’t be posting this if the guy didn’t walk away unscathed.
And he was just a good ol’ boy, never meaning no harm.
Left the road well in advance for a nice run up…
Launched that bish straight up Dukes of Hazzard style over my driveway, (destroying my culvert in the process but I’m not even made because this feat was so impressive)…
Achieved full airborne status before reconvening with Mother Earth over 70 feet away (I measured)…
Looks like impact was front end first, then flipped it to the backside, crushing the tailgate like a stomped tin can…
Again, thank God they just had to remove a truck and not a body from my yard. Hope the guy immediately went and bought a lottery ticket while his luck is running high.
And he should never have to pay for a beer again in his life. You walk into a bar with that story, the person next to you better be buying.
Legend status: [achieved]/not achieved
I’ll preface this by saying I wouldn’t be posting this if the guy didn’t walk away unscathed.
And he was just a good ol’ boy, never meaning no harm.
Left the road well in advance for a nice run up…
Launched that bish straight up Dukes of Hazzard style over my driveway, (destroying my culvert in the process but I’m not even made because this feat was so impressive)…
Achieved full airborne status before reconvening with Mother Earth over 70 feet away (I measured)…
Looks like impact was front end first, then flipped it to the backside, crushing the tailgate like a stomped tin can…
Again, thank God they just had to remove a truck and not a body from my yard. Hope the guy immediately went and bought a lottery ticket while his luck is running high.
And he should never have to pay for a beer again in his life. You walk into a bar with that story, the person next to you better be buying.
Legend status: [achieved]/not achieved
This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 10:13 pm
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Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:13 pm to TigrrrDad
quote:
And he should never have to pay for a beer again in his life. You walk into a bar with that story, the person next to you better be buying.
Where are you people drinking?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:14 pm to TigrrrDad
Tailgate is wrecked. Sobering scene.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:14 pm to TigrrrDad
Might be financially cheaper to do this than pay for gas over the next few years
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:14 pm to TigrrrDad
Given present truck pricing, salvage value on that Ram is still prolly 40k.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:16 pm to TigrrrDad
Taps playing in honor of this fallen Bawmobile.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:16 pm to Hoyt
Holy Hell, how fast was he going to launch 70 feet c;ear over your drive?.... Must have been out cold. Dayum.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:17 pm to TigrrrDad
Entertaining personal story complete with pics. 10/10 for the OT recently. Well done.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:19 pm to TigrrrDad
Was he hammered?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:19 pm to Navajo61490
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Might be financially cheaper to do this than pay for gas over the next few years
Well, ole baw probably ain’t gonna have to pay for gas for at least a year after this anyway.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:21 pm to OldHickory
Allegedly fell asleep at the wheel.
And apparently Jesus didn’t take the wheel...but certainly helped out once he got airborne.
And apparently Jesus didn’t take the wheel...but certainly helped out once he got airborne.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:23 pm to Sid in Lakeshore
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Holy Hell, how fast was he going to launch 70 feet c;ear over your drive
Might have made it 90-100’ if not for hitting the culvert
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:23 pm to TigrrrDad
But did his truck nuts sustain damage?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:24 pm to TigrrrDad
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TigrrrDad
Did you hear it and then go out side to see WTH was going on?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:28 pm to CrimsonTideMD
Must have sounded like a bomb when it landed
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:28 pm to TigrrrDad
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And he should never have to pay for a beer again in his life. You walk into a bar with that story, the person next to you better be buying.
"I was recklessly driving and smashed up my truck. Buy me a beer"
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:29 pm to TigrrrDad
What a-hole called the Boy Scouts to give this legend paperwork?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:30 pm to TigrrrDad
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:31 pm to SuperSaint
Damnit, I just gave 50 bucks to the boyscouts today.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 10:36 pm to CrimsonTideMD
My house sits a few hundred feet back from the road. My dog jumped up and started barking in bed and woke us up. I just went into the living room, saw no one was breaking into my house, then dragged my arse back to bed. My neighbor called a bit later - he heard it and went out there, then called me and told me to come get insurance info for my culvert. He said he heard a loud boom, then like 3 seconds later another boom. He lives a good 600 ft. away from the impact area.
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