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The universe was created 5 minutes ago
Posted on 2/4/23 at 8:38 am
Posted on 2/4/23 at 8:38 am
Every thought, memory, letter penned to page, social media post, work of art, history book, ancient ruin, or natural phenomenon is but a product of a recent and immediate creation.
In five minutes we will cease to exist and never know it.
Only to be created again.
Checkmate atheists
In five minutes we will cease to exist and never know it.
Only to be created again.
quote:
”No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.”
Heraclitus
Checkmate atheists
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Posted on 2/4/23 at 8:45 am to theunknownknight
Why five minutes? That seems like a rather arbitrary unit of time. Is the simulation on a five minute loop?
Posted on 2/4/23 at 8:46 am to theunknownknight
Put down the pots brah.
This post was edited on 2/4/23 at 8:47 am
Posted on 2/4/23 at 8:46 am to theunknownknight
Your schtick is so played out…
Posted on 2/4/23 at 8:48 am to RummelTiger
quote:
Your schtick is so played out…
Philosophy is like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich
Posted on 2/4/23 at 8:50 am to theunknownknight
I would respond, but your post, my thoughts, hands that type the words, and OP themself, all will have changed 10X by then (at the rate I type).
Chess ("check mate") will even be pickleball by then.
Chess ("check mate") will even be pickleball by then.
Posted on 2/4/23 at 8:51 am to Turf Taint
Your post never happened. It was created just now
This post was edited on 2/4/23 at 8:52 am
Posted on 2/4/23 at 8:54 am to Turf Taint
quote:
I would respond, but
you responded.
Posted on 2/4/23 at 8:55 am to theunknownknight
quote:
Philosophy is like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich
I though it was more like philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks. Religion is a light in the fog.
Posted on 2/4/23 at 8:55 am to theunknownknight
quote:
The universe was created 5 minutes ago
Time is relative. Aliens could be utilizing a much more advance time keeping system.
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:00 am to 225Tyga
quote:
you responded.
No and neither did you.
Never happened just like any sense making of this post string.
May the munchy calories be worth it. Because the only thing that will have happened in this post are fatter azzes.
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:03 am to theunknownknight
(no message)
This post was edited on 2/17/23 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:04 am to Turf Taint
quote:
No and neither did you.
Never happened just like any sense making of this post string.
May the munchy calories be worth it. Because the only thing that will have happened in this post are fatter azzes.
Today I learned that Heraclitus and his thoughts are not worth discussing and a waste of time
Or at least I suppose it to be a waste of time as time may not have existed prior to the point this thread was created.
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:05 am to theunknownknight
But my dump this morning lasted 10min.
Explain that.
Explain that.
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:11 am to 0x15E
quote:
But my dump this morning lasted 10min.
Explain that.
You were created mid-constipation
You’re destined to be epic in this 5 minute cycle
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:13 am to theunknownknight
quote:
Time rolls by, the clock don't stop
I wish I had a few more drops Of the good stuff,
the good times
Oh, but they just keep on flyin'
Right on by, like it ain't nothin'
I wish I had me a, a pause button Moments like those, Lord knows I'd hit it And give myself five more minutes
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:16 am to theunknownknight
It’s way too early to be this high
Posted on 2/4/23 at 10:08 am to theunknownknight
Forget the maryjane, you went straight for the hard stuff.
Posted on 2/4/23 at 10:09 am to theunknownknight
It’s too early to be this high.
Posted on 2/4/23 at 10:17 am to theunknownknight
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