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The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die Hard
Posted by fr33manator
on 1/30/23 at 6:22 am
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25Oh no...all gone
This post was edited on 2/7 at 10:46 pm
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by KennabraTiger on 1/30/23 at 6:40 am to fr33manator
on 1/30/23 at 6:40 am to fr33manatorWtf are you talking about
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by Tigerpride18 on 1/30/23 at 6:45 am to KennabraTiger
on 1/30/23 at 6:45 am to KennabraTigerSomething about a guy who preys on children
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by Hawgnsincebirth55 
on 1/30/23 at 7:14 am to fr33manator
on 1/30/23 at 7:14 am to fr33manatorThis is cringe.
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 1/30/23 at 7:17 am to fr33manator
on 1/30/23 at 7:17 am to fr33manatorYou take your meds today, baw?
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by roobedoo on 1/30/23 at 7:23 am to fr33manator
on 1/30/23 at 7:23 am to fr33manatorMake it 3 times longer and it is a Harry Chapin song! Damn shame to lose him so early.
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by johnnydrama on 1/30/23 at 7:25 am to fr33manator
on 1/30/23 at 7:25 am to fr33manatorI enjoyed it. 
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by Sasquatch Smash on 1/30/23 at 7:58 am to fr33manator
on 1/30/23 at 7:58 am to fr33manatorquote:
At buxom young lasses
quote:
Sarah McPhee
Pics?
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by Rick9Plus on 1/30/23 at 8:14 am to fr33manator
on 1/30/23 at 8:14 am to fr33manatorDid you ever answer the riddles from last week? Pretty fk’d up to post them, have us spend our afternoon wracking our brains to answer them instead of getting our work done, then not tell.
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by fr33manator on 1/30/23 at 8:27 am to Sasquatch Smash
on 1/30/23 at 8:27 am to Sasquatch Smashquote:
Sarah McPhee Pics?
Well Sarah McPhee,
Was a devil you see,
And her tits were up high and up tight,
And with devious freckles,
She'd take the men's shekels,
As she'd stroke on their egos all night,
She knew just what to do,
To fool fools more than few,
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" (Though their jokes, weren't /that/ funny.)
But her undying lust,
Was for HER golden bust!
What McPhee loved McMost was McMoney
Yes a right lovely lass!
With such charm and such class,
Not to mention a nice derrière,
I'll not name any names,
But she fancied the game,
And she knew that a dick wasn't square!
This post was edited on 1/30 at 12:35 pm
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re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by fr33manator on 1/30/23 at 8:28 am to Rick9Plus
on 1/30/23 at 8:28 am to Rick9PlusI confirmed the correct answers I thought.
I'll go back and do that today. I've been sidetracked
I'll go back and do that today. I've been sidetracked
This post was edited on 1/30 at 10:03 am
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by CocomoLSU 
on 1/30/23 at 8:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
on 1/30/23 at 8:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55quote:
This is cringe.
First fr33 thread, huh?
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by HeadSlash 
on 1/30/23 at 8:42 am to KennabraTiger
on 1/30/23 at 8:42 am to KennabraTigerquote:
Wtf are you talking about
Old dude bringing the cock
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by fr33manator on 1/30/23 at 10:04 am to Tigerpride18
on 1/30/23 at 10:04 am to Tigerpride18quote:
Something about a guy who preys on children
How did you come to this!?
This post was edited on 1/30 at 10:05 am
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by Tigerpride18 on 1/30/23 at 10:31 am to fr33manator
on 1/30/23 at 10:31 am to fr33manatorYoung lass sounded young
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by fr33manator on 1/30/23 at 11:01 am to Tigerpride18
on 1/30/23 at 11:01 am to Tigerpride18quote:
Young lass sounded young
Well when you're 88 everything would be young. I thought it was pretty obvious the "young lasses" were the women working in the pub.
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by Mr. Misanthrope on 1/30/23 at 11:09 am to fr33manator
on 1/30/23 at 11:09 am to fr33manatorquote:
A gun ancient as rust,
You would think it shoots dust,
But there still might be one in the barrel.
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by fr33manator on 1/30/23 at 12:25 pm to johnnydrama
on 1/30/23 at 12:25 pm to johnnydramaquote:
I enjoyed it.
Be glad. It started out last night as some terribly tortured, melancholy moroseness about a man on a cliff havin a conversation with death and all that.
Real morbid borin shite.
But...then... he was named Seamus. And he was past 80. And it rhymed with McCready. And so that's how that went.
To be honest I'm probably more pleased with the outcome .
This post was edited on 1/30 at 12:27 pm
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by fr33manator on 1/30/23 at 3:02 pm to Mr. Misanthrope
on 1/30/23 at 3:02 pm to Mr. MisanthropeGlad it was the right mix of inappropriate humor for you
re: The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die HardPosted by Mr. Misanthrope on 1/30/23 at 3:26 pm to fr33manator
on 1/30/23 at 3:26 pm to fr33manatorquote:
Glad it was the right mix of inappropriate humor for you
Yes, it fell somewhere between The Boxer and There was once a man from Nantucket.
Edit: Certainly your Seamus McCready bears a striking resemblance to another dirty old man Wilfrid Brambell playing Paul McCartney’s grandfather in A Hard Days Night.
This post was edited on 1/30 at 7:13 pm
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