re: The ONE THING you'd change if you could do it all over again?

I’d have saved my brother.

That one time I didn't pull out...

Max out 401k first day on the job

Getting married

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I’d have saved my brother.

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Well that’s heavy.

Be careful in HS
You’re not invisible

Have fun in college and get a job with some decent responsibility early

Find a girl who worships you for being a hard working provider. Treat said girl
Like gold.

Nothing better than a girl who worships
You for being you...that’s bliss my friends

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I had a serious high school girlfriend and I walked away from a threesome with 2 of the most beautiful girls I ever had the opportunity to be around because I wanted to be a good guy. I’m talking smoke shows. One was a runner up in miss Louisiana and the other is so goddamn fine it hurts. Just happened to make them laugh a ton when they were drunk and next thing I new they were making out and tugging on my belt.

8 months later the girl cheated on me.

3 kids later with my beautiful wife and I still go back to that spank bank memory in shower over a decade later.

frick I wish I would have tagged both of them


Sometimes I wish I would have gotten a better degree and been more serious in college but I made memories and friends there that I’ll carry with me till the day I die.

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You've forced me to reuse this gif.



I actually had a similar experience. I was a senior and was at a pretty big party. I'm just there minding my own business when the junior class President, a pretty hot cheerleader with enormous tits, was suddenly all over me and asking for a ride home. I wasn't popular in high school. I mean, i got along with everyone, including the 'popular kids' (why I was invited to this particular party) but never really bought into all the bullshite it required to be truly 'popular'...heaven forbid I had stoner friends, geeky friends, and just plain fricking weird friends....can't have friends like that and be popular in HS.

Anyway, this girl is all over my shite on the car ride to her house. A classmate of mine, apparently obsessed with this girl, fricking followed us, parked in her driveway behind us, and was obviously concerned I was going to frick his crush.

Me in the driver seat in her driveway, she hops on over and straddles me. Make out....get to suck on dem glorious titties, she whispers how "I told Michelle I was going to do this tonight". I look in the rearview. I see Harley's (obsessed dude) shadow overseeing the festivities. I'm overwhelmed. Don't know what to do...I mean, I would know what to do now, but I didn't know what to do as a 17yo kid.

I knew she had to take the ACT in the morning so I used that to get out of the overwhelming situation. Told her she'd regret staying outside with me when she has a huge test in a few hours...playing the nice guy. She went inside.

Three parties later, after a run to the Walgreens with my boy to buy condoms, totally talking up what was about to happen, I see ole girl. Needless to say, I was promptly and judiciously friend-zoned.

Not a regret, really...just one of those funny memories you look back on.

I would have saved more money and learned how to invest it early in life, so I would have more financial security today...

I would have worked harder as a student, but I didn't have the self discipline

Turned myself into the Lord at a younger age, probably would have saved at least 2 big scars on my heart..but I eventually met my wife of 21 years now....so I guess I had to go through those things first

Currently working on being content, and not being too hard on myself... the voices are loud sometimes:

"you're not where you could have been, look how well these rich people are living"

Learn about finances

Know where the money was when I was married

Be more accepting of myself and others, and I still have a long way to go today.