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re: Teaching your son to ride a bike without training wheels
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:33 pm to TDsngumbo
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:33 pm to TDsngumbo
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Am I being ridiculous as my wife claims or do I have a legitimate reason to be upset here?
You're Father In Law has your balls in his watch pocket next to his Fluid Pills.
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Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:37 pm to OysterPoBoy
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What age are kids learning to ride without training wheels these days?
Son is 4-1/2 and been riding for 3 months. One day he kept bugging me to take his training wheels off, so I did and told him he was probably gonna bust his arse
He hasn’t fallen once yet
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:45 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Son is 4-1/2
That’s pretty solid. With kids these days I was expecting 9 or 10. Maybe there’s hope.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:46 pm to TDsngumbo
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Am I being ridiculous as my wife claims or do I have a legitimate reason to be upset here?
Let me get this straight, you are getting free childcare from your in laws but you are also upset that these people who are giving you free child care also taught your child to ride a bike?
Posted on 4/17/19 at 1:20 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Son is 4-1/2
sure but how is his slider
Posted on 4/17/19 at 1:23 pm to TDsngumbo
Just give him his first drink tonight to make up for it. 
Posted on 4/17/19 at 2:11 pm to LB84
Teaching a kid to ride a bike without training wheels isn't a Hallmark memory moment.
Not ready: they whine and cry and fall and get hurt. They run to mom and then both child and mother hate you.
Ready: you hold on to seat of bike for 4 seconds. They take off and it's done. Then, you are on foot chasing them down the street.
tl;dr you didn't miss much
Not ready: they whine and cry and fall and get hurt. They run to mom and then both child and mother hate you.
Ready: you hold on to seat of bike for 4 seconds. They take off and it's done. Then, you are on foot chasing them down the street.
tl;dr you didn't miss much
Posted on 4/17/19 at 2:56 pm to TDsngumbo
I understand your being upset. I finally got my son to ride a month ago and the feeling of pride was irrationally high.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 2:59 pm to TDsngumbo
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Teaching your son to ride a bike without training wheels
shite.... with as much time as my wife and I've spent trying to get my daughter to ride without training wheels, I would actually PAY my father in law if he taught her
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:01 pm to LSUfanNkaty
Start with taking off 1 training wheel. Which ever one they lean the most on.
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:03 pm to dagrippa
my moment with each of my kids were glorious. They both jumped off their bike after their accomplishments, ran into my arms, i had Florida Georgia line blasting on the block rocker in the back ground, we hugged, we kissed, we shed tears of joy and they told me i was the best daddy in the world.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:04 pm to SteveLSU35
Teaching them to ride is really easy. Just tell them to pedal really fast and they will get it by nature. Hold on the seat and run with them. Let go when you stop having to hold them from falling to one side. I taught all of my kids this way and it usually only takes about 10-15 minutes.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:04 pm to WoWyHi
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TDsngumbo's Son: Daddy, teach me to ride a bike please. All the kids my age have been riding for months.
TDsngumbo: Go ask your grandpa, boy. Daddy has important business to take care of. The OT needs to crown an OT 10, and my dick needs a spanking.
TDsngumbo's Son: Sorry, daddy
Scene fades away as Cats in the Cradle plays and TDsngumbo's Son slowly closes the bedroom door.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:06 pm to Landmass
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Teaching them to ride is really easy. Just tell them to pedal really fast and they will get it by nature. Hold on the seat and run with them. Let go when you stop having to hold them from falling to one side. I taught all of my kids this way and it usually only takes about 10-15 minutes.
That sounds terrible if you're a fat arse
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:07 pm to TDsngumbo
You can still be the first to take him out to get some blow and hookers.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:08 pm to TDsngumbo
Buy him a dirt bike. He'll remember that
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:10 pm to LSUfanNkaty
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That sounds terrible if you're a fat arse
Another reason not to be a fatass.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:26 pm to TDsngumbo
Son - Hey Dad, what happened at work today
Dad - Today son, I learned grown men will stalk other grown men on the Internet.
Son - Those men sound kind of creepy dad.
Dad - Today son, I learned grown men will stalk other grown men on the Internet.
Son - Those men sound kind of creepy dad.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:44 pm to TDsngumbo
Stryder bikes have made training wheels obsolete—had all three of my boys riding a pedal bike before they turned 4.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 3:46 pm to DarthRebel
It's really weird how you knight so hard for him.
And you couldn't even flip the picture to make the face look better.
And you couldn't even flip the picture to make the face look better.
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 3:47 pm
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